Friday, October 09, 2009

Other Awards Presented to Barack Obama Today

13. Champion, Pillsbury Bake-Off
12. JD Power & Associates Award, Best Mid-Size Sedan
11. Queen of Sheba
10. Playmate of the Year (thanks, Picklesworth!)
9. Lady Byng Trophy
8. Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval
7. Best in Show, Westminster Kennel Club
6. Cy Young Award
5. Buckeye News Hawk Award (and coveted Silver Sow)
4. Robert F. Lucas Memorial Lt. Governor's Award, Key Club International
3. Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
2. Miss Richfield 1982
1. Alice in Dairyland

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