I present to you the wisdom of Basil Marceaux, candidate for governor of the State of Tennessee. First, watch the video:
Then, you need to visit the website. Genius stuff, really. My favorite parts:
VOTE FOR ME AND IF I WIN I WILL IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE!
Oh yeah. And then there's this summation of Mr. Marceaux's bona fides:
Things I done for my citizens
1.Served in the U.S. Marine as a Force Recon, Bn. Recon, and a plain Marine who is maintain and recognized as once a Marine always a Marine with a Protect and Defend Oath land and sea , foreign and domestic against all enemy land and sea for life and no other services has this authority .
2. Filed suit against Governor Sunquest for promoting Slavery in Tenn.
3.. Filed a suit against Soddy Daisy Judge for promoting slaving at traffic stops.
I really hate the slaving at traffic stops myself. Can't blame this guy for trying to enjoin Soddy Daisy Judge, either -- I mean, who wouldn't? It's a strong platform and he should make an excellent advocate for the good people of Tennessee.
The only remaining question is this: how much money has his campaign accepted from Alida Messinger?