Thursday, July 01, 2010

The Second Chakra Drops

Okay, we're breaking the house rules about schadenfreude around here for this one. America's Finest Newspaper, following up from the elite work of America's Finest Supermarket Tabloid, bring word of more things that we'd really rather not know:

In a statement Wednesday, police officials said: "The Portland Police Bureau has made the decision to re-open the case regarding the allegations brought forward against Mr. Al Gore."Consistent with our policy regarding open investigations, the Police Bureau will not be commenting on any additional specifics regarding this case at this time."

The issue came to light last week, with Portland police confirming they were made aware of the sex assault claim as the National Enquirer ran a story on the alleged incident.

The Enquirer identified Hagerty, 54, late Tuesday ahead of an interview due to hit stands Thursday in which she calls Gore "a pervert and a sexual predator."

And a Nobel laureate. Don't forget that.

Will the MSM engage on this one? Now, I'll admit Gore isn't accused of doing anything horrible. It's not like he was tapping his foot in a bathroom stall at the airport or anything like that, so perhaps they won't be bothered. Stay tuned.

4 comments:

Night Writer said...

The Gore campaign paid Naomi Wolf $15k a month leading up to 2000 to help Al develop his "alpha male." And all they got for it was a sex poodle.

Anonymous said...

I had this feeling that Tipper was frigid...What's a sex poodle like Al to do?

Mr. D said...

What's a sex poodle like Al to do?

Respect his marriage vows?

Bike Bubba said...

Whatever Tipper's desire to follow God's Word in 1 Corinthians 7 was at the time, she wasn't in Portland, Anonymous.

I'd suggest if someone is a sex poodle and makes a living being flown around in private planes to talk nonsense about how bad it is to burn things like jet fuel, maybe he could have arranged to have Tipper join him. Gore wouldn't be the first politician to get into trouble because of spending a lot of time away from his wife.