So George W. Bush used a barnyard epithet in a conversation with Tony Blair yesterday. It's a scandal, dammit!
Oops, did I just say that? What the #%*@# was I thinking about? Man, did it again. If my dad were here, he'd clean out my mouth with a bar of #@*@# soap.
We'd talk more about the substance of the President's remarks, but I don't want to get into that #*&%.