Saturday, June 29, 2013

Great Moments in Headlines

When life imitates Monty Python:

You'll be stone dead in a moment
The byline does suggest something else, though.

Although it must be said -- all headlines going forward are playing for second place to this eternal classic from "America's Fastest-Growing Newspaper":




4 comments:

R.A. Crankbait said...

Was it carrying a coconut?

When I first read this I thought it sounded like something out of Monty Python or Fawlty Towers, or mayber the Farrelys.

R.A. Crankbait said...

Actually, I thought the greatest all time headline was "Midget Rapes Nun, Escapes in Flying Saucer."

Mr. D said...

Actually, I thought the greatest all time headline was "Midget Rapes Nun, Escapes in Flying Saucer."

That's a great one. Where did that appear?

R.A. Crankbait said...

hmm. Not sure. May have been National Lampoon.