Per the Chicago Tribune, it appears that Rod Blagojevich will name Roland Burris as the new senator to replace Barack Obama. I'll say this -- Blago has stones the size of the ones that Wile E. Coyote tried to drop on the Road Runner. And Burris is the perfect pick tactically -- not JJJ, a loyal Machine hack and African-American to boot. Blago is probably just daring Harry Reid not to seat this guy.
Get your popcorn -- this is gonna be fun.