Thursday, June 03, 2010

They can throw in a free Ottoman

Here's an idea (H/T Instapundit):

Turkey’s Islamist government, not known for its compassion to, say, Kurds in Turkey, has been shedding crocodile tears over Gaza for several years now, and helped instigate the flotilla fiasco. So I have a modest proposal: if Turkey is so concerned with the welfare of Gazans, why not let Turkey run the place. Israel doesn’t want it, and never has; it tried to give it back to Egypt several times, but Egypt doesn’t want it, either. Meanwhile, Gaza is controlled by a terrorist government that is both cruel and incompetent; and Israel is not going to lift its siege to long as Hamas is in charge.

But maybe Hamas, which of course is concerned with nothing more than the welfare of its subjects, would be willing to turn the administration of Gaza over to Turkey. Gazans would benefit from Turkey’s trade ties with the rest of the world; Gazans and Israelis would be rid of Hamas; and Turkey would be able to send all the aid it wants to Gaza! Win-Win-Win! And if Hamas doesn’t agree, let’s just say that Turkey, or at least its Ottoman predecessors, has been in charge in Gaza before, and knows how to deal with violent local factions.

It would just like old home week for the Turks. Read the whole thing.


Bike Bubba said...

Are they going to start raiding Greece and the Balkans to get new blood for the harems, too?

Gino said...

they may as well cause i dont think the palestinian women are very friendly.

Anonymous said...

Since Turkey doesn't consider Hamas to be a terrorist organization, they would be glad to give Hamas full reign in Gaza and then we'd end up as Prime Minister Netanyahu said with "an Iranean port on the Mediterranean."