That's fine -- as Foot rightly surmised, my plan was to have FM be the smiling face that hides various nefarious plots that others on the blog roster might undertake. As it turns out, my opponents include:
- My friend and mentor, the estimable Night Writer;
- The always-engaging, and heavily armed, Kevin Ecker;
- A young blogger and activist named Ben, who is decidedly not the Benster;
- The mysterious and obscure proprietor of the Red Squirrel Report; and
- Bobo the Talking Chimp
The key to winning is to answer the various questions SOSFL Foot poses. The first question is posed here. And remember, the purposes of this election are twofold: first, for entertainment only, since the position of MOB Mayor is entirely ceremonial; and more importantly, to drive as much traffic as possible to the Kool-Aid Report, Foot's charming and occasionally scatalogical site. So be sure to visit often -- Foot likes it when his Sitemeter resembles a winning slot at Mystic Lake. And remember -- support Mr. D for Mayor.