Benster and D Pick Your Games - Wildcard Round with Handy AI Synopsis Edition

 So old dude, thanks for helping to get this posted this week - I am having some computer issues this week, so I'm relying on you to keep our vast audience informed!

I don't mind - I got the info you sent, along with a handy AI-generated synopsis that I'll share at the end. We'll have to see how accurate the AI is....

So quick programming notes about the college football semifinal games. I was busy this week dealing with my recalcitrant computer, and we ended up not picking them. That being said, Notre Dame vs. whomever wins in Dallas is going to be very interesting. 

Well, it looks like it's Ohio State, so it's a matchup among the most annoying fanbases possible, but it still means Paul Finebaum will have a sad.

I'm sad, and not very happy

And that's always good when Paul Finebaum has a sad. Meanwhile I’m interested to see how things shape out in the Wild Card round. So watch me work!

𝐋𝐨𝐬 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 (-𝟑) 𝐯𝐬. 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐬 This game is an underrated one to me. The Texans have had bad injury luck, and the offseason champion narrative isn’t conducive to winning. The Chargers of course are dealing with the horrible fires out in LA, and thankfully got out to Texas. While I think that Jim Harbaugh can’t win on a level playing field, Houston is going to win comfortably thanks to Stroud playing well and a bounce back effort from their defense. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐬 𝟐𝟑, 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐈𝐬 𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝟐𝟎.

It's a tradition unlike all others - the Texans hosting a playoff game on Saturday afternoon! It seems to happen every year. I suspect the Chargers will be a contender for bigger things next year - although Jim Harbaugh is a weasel, he's a good coach. But I'm with you this time - Texans have incentive and the wherewithal to pull this one out. Houston 27, Chargers 24.

𝐏𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐬𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐡 𝐘𝐢𝐧𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐬 (+𝟏𝟎) 𝐯𝐬. 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐬 The Ravens are a team that I think has some unfinished business, and that will start on Amazon Prime? Why in the world are you putting a playoff game on Prime Video? Did you learn nothing from the Peacock debacle? What the heck did they spike your pizza with at the NFL lunchroom? Anyway, the Steelers are tough to watch on offense, and I don’t think they are going to have enough of their high end  defensive talent to steal a win. It’s time we have a serious talk about Mike Tomlin and if he is maintaining the Steeler standard. If you excuse me, I may have to hide from the Yinzers. 𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝟒𝟐, 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝟎

Don't worry about the Yinzers - your work has too many multi-syllable words so they won't be able to figure it out. But yeah, I think the Ravens are going to be a very tough out. What I worry about is that Justin Tucker, the previously invincible kicker, has had the yips all season It won't matter this week, but next week? Stay tuned. Ravens 28, Steelers 13.

𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐬 (+𝟗) 𝐯𝐬. 𝐁𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐨 𝟏𝟑 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬 Denver making the playoffs is a nice surprise. Bo Nix certainly looks good, and it’s hard to think that Super Bowl 50 was the last time we saw them in the playoffs. Buffalo is a team on a mission. This Bills team feels different, and I get the sense that Josh Allen seems to think that it’s his time to get a ring. There is obviously one team I want to win, but if my team can’t get it done, Buffalo would be the best option. 𝐂𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝟕𝟎, 𝐎𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝟓𝟖

So bet the over? I think Buffalo wins, too, but Denver is coming. Kansas City has to be hearing hoofbeats. Bills 34, Broncos 23.

𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐚𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬 (+𝟓) 𝐯𝐬. 𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐚 𝐄𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 Last week was unacceptable by the Packers. I get that the Packers were going to lose eventually to the Bears, but playing not to lose and some dumb coaching really bothered me. Thankfully both Jordan and Hurts are going to give it a go. What killed the Packers in Brazil was not stopping Saquon, and I would make Hurts win with his arm. At the end of the day, the Packers are playing with house money just like in Dallas a year ago. Though of course you know that I am a massive homer. 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝟐𝟏, 𝐄𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝟏𝟔

The Eagles are good, but they are hardly invincible. The Packers get most of their defense back and they should be stout enough to give Saquon Barkley a challenge. Hurts is coming off a concussion and that could limit his ability to perform at the top level. The Packers need to get a quick start. If they do, they win. If not, it's going to be a long day. This time I choose to be optimistic. Packers 28, Eagles 23.

𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 (+𝟑) 𝐯𝐬. 𝐓𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐚 𝐁𝐚𝐲 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐬 Dan Quinn should be considered for Coach of the Year. The Commies doing this well wasn’t something I had on my bingo card. Tampa Bay has a strong defense, and Baker Freaking Mayfield takes a special pleasure in ruining people’s dreams. While I do like Jayden Daniels as a future star, he is going to have to wait for his first playoff win. 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐬 𝟐𝟑, 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝟐𝟎

Tampa is a problem. And they will continue to be a problem. Would not be surprised if they find their way into the NFC Championship game, which means they beat whatever we're calling Washington these days and an NFC North team. Can they do it? Hard to say, but they win this week. Bucs 34, Commanders (I think that's what they call them these days) 24.

𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐭𝐚 𝐕𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 (-𝟐.𝟓) 𝐯𝐬. 𝐋𝐨𝐬 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐑𝐚𝐦𝐬, 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐨𝐧𝐚 I hope everyone in LA is doing well after what’s happened out there. As for the game, I was really frustrated with the Vikings. Thanks to Sam Darnold not showing up, I lost my chance at back to back fantasy titles. The Vikings are facing a team that beat them for reasons besides the refs, and Stafford is going to have his best weapons with game reps this time. The bottom line for the Vikings is that this is a game that they can’t lose. If they lose, then all of the hard work that KOC did goes up in flames. I also have a message to the Griddy Man. If you want to be the best wideout in football, you have to prove that the Vikings can have more success with you than they had with Diggs. Diggs has won 3 playoff games in Buffalo and could win one with Houston. You have won a grand total of 0 playoff games despite having a wealth of talent around you. Should the Vikings lose, then a ton of questions have to be asked about if they need to consider trading a big piece to get some draft picks that they need. The Rams have no pressure, as a lot of their leaders have their ring, and are playing for a city that needs something good to happen. 𝐑𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝟐𝟖, 𝐕𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝟏𝟒.

So you snuck a Very Special Comment into a regular comment? Very efficient of you! And your argument is actually fairly compelling. But I think the Vikings are better than the Rams. Expect this one to be a shootout and the Purple have more bullets than the Rams. Vikings 38, Rams 31.

So, the Yahoo email gave us a summary of this post! Here what it said:

Benster shares his insights on the college football semifinal games, expressing interest in Notre Dame's chances against the winner in Dallas and discussing the potential outcomes of the Wild Card round, while also offering opinions on various teams' chances and highlighting a message to the Griddy Man.

A message to the Griddy Man! That's actually right! Nice job, AI! But no, you don't get to write this feature. Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out.

Benster and D Pick Your Games-------Vikings And Lions Grudge Match Edition

It is incredible to think that either the LOLions or the Vikings could win 14 games this year and having to be a wild card team. 

There's never been anything like this in NFL history. And considering how often the NFC North has been suspect, it's amazing.

Meanwhile, the Packers are trying to determine if they are going to fly out to Los Angeles or Philadelphia. I would prefer to face the Rams, but will take my chances with the Eagles. 

Neither is a picnic lunch, but what are you gonna do?

Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I am ready to pick some games and am feeling the HYYYYYYYYYPPPPEEEEE! Watch me work.

Bear Down Chicago Da Bearz Still Suck (+10) vs. Glorious Green Bay Packers The bottom line for the Packers is that they lost last week because they once again dug themselves too big of a hole in the first half to overcome. Given that the NFC North race probably deserved to come down to a Vikings Lions showdown among themselves, I am not as mad as I could have been. Playing the starters is something that I agree with, especially because the Bears are going to be playing hard. Lest we forget, the Bears literally came within one hand of a dramatic comeback the last time. This won't be an easy game, but the Packers should win. Packers 32, Bears Still Suck 10.

The Bears will come hard, but there's a stench of death around that team that wasn't there when they played the Packers in Chicago earlier in the year. Packers are going to be motivated. Not sure some of the mercenaries on the Bears will be. Packers 28, Bears 16.

Minnesota Vikings (+3) vs. Detroit LOLions So it all comes down to this as it should be. The winner of this game gets the road to New Orleans coming through them, and the loser gets a tricky trip to the NFC South winner next week. The Lions won a back and forth game back in October, and rest assured they need the bye. Remember, the Lions got hit with an early bye, and have a bunch of injuries. I asked Mrs. D, aka Mom if she would feel confident beating Tampa if disaster strikes. She indicated that she would be fairly confident as a Vikings fan. This game is going to have a lot of hype to live up to, but I think it will. The magic of 1998, 2009, and 2017 seems to be coming back to the Twin Cities, and I think that the Vikings are going to take a gigantic step forward on Sunday. Vikings 39, LOLions Gonna LOLions 36.

The Lions are so nasty and the game is in Detroit. We'll find out a lot about the Vikings in this one. I think they are better situated to win in a lot of ways, but I don't know. I could see something weird happen to tip the balance to the home team here. So that's how I'm going to pick it. Lions 34, Vikings 31.

Yeah, sorry about not picking the Gopher road game. By the time this goes up, you will know if PJ is going to get mayo dumped on him. 

He did get the mayo bath, and it was glorious.

Coulda been worse, coulda been Chipotle queso

In my defense, I was watching the Badger basketball team take Iowa out to the woodshed. You love to see it, and you especially really hate to see Frantrum take a giant L. Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out. 

Benster and D Pick Your Games----Can The Vikings Win The NFC North Edition

The Vikings need to win both their games against the Packers and the Lions in order to win the NFC North. But the Packers are not going to be letting them do that without a fight.

The line has been moving back and forth a lot. Right now the Packers are dogs, but they've been favorites earlier in the week. Vegas knows something is up.

And we have some playoff quarterfinals to discuss. I am feeling the HYYYYYPPPEEEEEEEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. Watch me work. 

Penn State Nittany Lions (-10.5) vs. Boise State Broncos, in Phoenix Penn State was able to derail the Pony Express in less time than Bill Clements and the NCAA did in the 1980s. I also heard that Penn State came to Arizona in gold Trans-Am cars that they got from Eric Dickerson's dealership. I have been a believer in Boise State for years, and Ashton Jeanty was able to give the Broncos the shot at the national title that was denied to Kellen Moore and company over a decade ago. The thing is, Penn State is a team on a mission to prove that James Franklin can win big games. As much as I like Boise State and understand their history at the Fiesta Bowl in particular, Penn State should win fairly comfortably. Happy Valley Believes Again 45, Smurf Turf 14.

There's Penn State history at the Fiesta Bowl as well. They've won every time, so something's gotta give. Boise remains a nice story and their continuity is impressive, but Penn State is a different animal. I agree with you. Penn State 34, Boise State 17.

Texas Longhorns (-13.5) vs. Arizona State Sun Devils, in Atlanta I wasn't surprised that Texas would have success in the SEC. The SEC homers who said that the Longhorns didn't want the SEC smoke forgot that both A&M and Missouri had success in their first couple of years. When someone who points out the SEC myth has to defend the Longhorns, that is a problem. Arizona State has been a team that shockingly came out of the Big XII, and they have the offense to keep up with Sark. I feel that this game is going to be tighter than certain people want. Sun Devils 34, Horns Down 33. 

Arizona State is a long way from Frank Kush, but I've always thought that, if they got the right coaching staff, they could return quickly to the top echelon. Things are looking good in Tempe, but Texas is also on a mission. Texas 34, Arizona State 24.

A School In Columbus (-2.5) vs. Oregon Ducks, in Pasadena I was glad to see that the Buckeyes were able to beat the Vols and cause the ESPN SEC homers to look bad after hyping up the Vols. Oregon beat Ohio State back in October out in Eugene, but the Ducks needed to exploit a clock loophole and have Will Howard lose track of time to get Dan Lanning his signature win. I think that this is a fitting Rose Bowl to start this new era, as it is a traditional Rose Bowl. This will be the best game of the quarterfinals, and feel that Oregon is going to win despite Ohio State's offensive line looking a lot better and Ryan Day realizing that he has great pass catchers. Ducks 32, Buckeyes 31.

This game should have been a semifinal, but here we are. OSU is tremendously talented and I am almost rooting for them to win just because I'm frightened for what will happen to Ryan Day if he loses. The Ducks have met every challenge so far, but a rematch with a desperate team is not the formula for success. Ohio State 38, Oregon 35.

Notre Dame Fighting Irish (+1.5) vs. Georgia Bulldogs, in New Orleans On the one hand, Notre Dame has struggled in bowl games despite getting numerous chances thanks to being overhyped all of the time. On the other hand, the Bulldogs are without Carson Beck. If both of these teams could lose, that would be great. Longtime readers know that I hate the SEC, and I don't like the Domers because of how much of their propaganda is shoved in my face every single year. I think that this Irish team is different, and it would be hilarious to see Marcus Freeman win a big bowl game in Brian Kelly's backyard. Rudy Was Offsides 23, Bulldogs 14.

Georgia is really good, but they have flaws. And without their starting quarterback, I think they're in trouble. Notre Dame is a long ways past their inexplicable loss to NIU and they've been a really good team the rest of the way. I am putting my oft-stated animus for the Irish aside and picking them to win. Notre Dame 31, Georgia 24.

Glorious Green Bay Packers (+1.5) vs. Minnesota Vikings The Packers had a very good win against the Saints, and are getting ready for a game that is going to be different then the first meeting in September. Obviously, the Vikings need this one at home to keep pace with the Lions. While it is true that the Vikings dominated early at Lambeau, it's important to remember that Jordan Love was just coming back from injury. Noted football predictor Brad Carlson is right to be worried about the Packers, because they have been playing an impressive brand of football. But I admit that not having a lot of healthy secondary options to defend against the Vikings passing game is a scary thought. I also would be very surprised if the Vikings come out flat. I do think that KOC is probably Coach of the Year, and have no problem admitting that. The Packers would love nothing more than to play spoiler, and you already know that I am a delusional homer. Packers 56, Vikings 14.

Uh, no. I can see a number of scenarios where the Packers win this game, but they will have to earn it. One thing - I hope the Packers take the opening kickoff, because getting ahead of the Vikings early is the key to success on Sunday. Make them chase. The Vikings offensive line has improved this season; they will need to keep the Packers out of Sam Darnold's face. If they do, they win. Vikings 27, Packers 24.

Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out. 

Benster and D Pick Your Games---------The Packers Finally Won In Seattle Edition

 While this doesn't erase the 2014 meltdown, seeing the Packers win comfortably in Seattle was very cathartic for me. And the Packers need a win to make sure that they are in the playoffs. 

I'm guessing they can find one.

Meanwhile, the Vikings are in the playoffs thanks to the Packers, and are going into Seattle to face a team that is angry and desperate for a win. The Vikings need this one, especially since they close with the Packers and the Lions. 

Will the Vikings find one?

I am feeling the HYYYYYYYYPPEEEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. Watch me work. 

Minnesota Vikings (-3) vs. Seattle Seachickens The Seahawks were in trouble even before Geno Smith went down last week, and fell out of the NFC West lead. Both teams need this one badly. As I indicated before, the Vikings need to win out to have a chance at the top seed in the NFC, and the Seahawks need to win to keep pace in the NFC West race. How healthy Geno is going to be is an open question, and the Vikings haven't had a trademark Vikings Gonna Viking game. The thing is, the Vikings haven't won in Seattle since 2006. That's right, right around the time of the poison pill contract. As much as the Vikings propaganda department at KFAN would like to admit that they are going to catch the Lions, this game is going to be the reason why they won't. Seahawks 31, Vikings 10.

I watched the same game you did last week. Seattle never seriously threatened the Packers during the game. If you believe the Vikings are, at a minimum, the equal of the Packers, you would want to pick the Vikings to win the game. And I think they absolutely meet that threshold. And more. Vikings 31, Seahawks 10.

New Orleans Salary Cap Issues (+14) vs. Glorious Green Bay Packers The Packers played very well for the most part out in Seattle. Props to all of the Packer fans who ended up taking over the stands and creating Lambeau West. The Saints are a scuffling team who are going to be banged up. That being said, this won't be easy. If you remember a year ago, Jordan Love had to orchestrate an unlikely comeback to help the Packers overcome a 17-0 deficit in the 4th quarter. I think that the Packers are going to win after pulling away in the 4th quarter. I hope I'm wrong, but something about this game is making me nervous. Packers 35, Saints 24.

What makes me nervous is the 14 point spread. You almost never see a spread that high. The Packers are playing very well right now but that spread is designed to draw money one way or the other. If the Packers can rattle Spencer Rattler, they'll win easily. But I do wonder. Packers 31, Saints 20.

Remember, if your family gathering turns into political arguments, watch some football. You will thank me later. Merry Christmas, and enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out. 

Benster and D Pick Your Games-------Can The Packers End Seattle Nightmare Edition?

 The last four times the Packers have traveled out to Seattle, the best thing that happened was a very frustrating defeat. And in the case of the other two, I will never watch any highlights of those games. 

It's a frustrating place to play. But it's been a while since the Packers have been there and the team they will face is very different.

The Packers lost week because of their mistakes, and not because of the refs. Some of my fellow Packers fans need to admit that. They didn't play well enough on defense on the last drive, and I also thought that they started too slowly and gave the Lions enough momentum early on. 

I agree with that, too. Is this the dawning of a new, more sensible Benster? Read on to find out!

I am feeling the HYYYYYPPEEEEEEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. Watch me work. 

Glorious Green Bay Packers (-2.5) vs. Seattle Seahawks The Packers are going to be healthier coming off the mini bye, but there is danger in this trip out to the Pacific Northwest. The Packers haven't won in Seattle since 2008. For reference, that was Aaron's first season as the starter. The Seahawks are very much in the thick of the NFC West race, and already know that the Rams got a key divisional win this week. What I want to see from the Packers is a fast start, and for Jordan Love to continue to take care of the football. What gives me hope is that the Packers have won games this year in both LA and Nashville, which were cities in which they have historically struggled. Packers 33, Seahawks 21.

Seattle is a pretty good team, but not a great team and certainly not the Super Bowl contender that the Packers have faced in previous trips to the PNW. Geno Smith is a solid quarterback the Seahawks have offensive weapons, but I have a better feeling about this one, especially since Seattle's primo running back Kenneth Walker likely won't go. Packers will score enough to win. Packers 28, Seahawks 20.

Bear Down Chicago Da Bearz Still Suck (+7) vs. Minnesota Vikings I was very disappointed to see the Vikings fans boo Kirk last week. Kirk didn't trash the Vikings, and both sides simply moved on. The Vikings have a good chance to get right back in the mix for the NFC North given that the Lions are in a coin flip game at Buffalo. The Bears played the Vikings tough in Chicago, but this is going to be in Minnesota. As much as you would think that this is the stage for a classic Vikings letdown game, even I am not delusional to say that it will happen. Vikings 43, Bears Still Suck 21.

Da Bears got boat raced last week by a team that looked dead in the water yesterday. I would be very surprised to see the Bears put up much resistance on Monday night. Williams is going to be a problem in the future, but the Vikings will figure out ways to get to him this time and I think Sam Darnold is going to be shouting "show me the money" after this one. Vikings 35, Bears 17.

And now, time for some thoughts on the Hoodie going to coach in college. I certainly didn't see that coming. What I am going to be curious to see is how he handles recruiting and NIL, given that we haven't seen the Hoodie in the college ranks. The Tar Heels aren't the top football dogs in the ACC, but I think that it will be interesting to see how the Hoodie coaches college kids and he could get them to 10 wins. 

It's an interesting experiment to be sure. Basketball is king in Chapel Hill, so while there will be some pressure it shouldn't be onerous. The college game is quickly morphing into a quasi professional Wild West floating crap game and since everyone who plays wants to be in the NFL, having one of the most successful coaches in NFL history will get the attention of recruits. The ACC just got more interesting.

Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out. 

Benster and D Pick Your Games------Thursday Night Football Is Just A Cash Grab Edition

 Is tomorrow Thanksgiving? No, it's December 5th. Why are they making the Packers and LOLions not get a mini bye until after tomorrow? How much is Bezos paying you, Roger?

If you have to ask....

As for what happened to Wisconsin, I am not going to repeat what I wrote after the Iowa game. Fickell and the AD have a lot to consider, and the clock is ticking. The way things have been going haven't worked. Greg Gard changed how the men's hoops team looks, and early indications are very promising even after the hairball against Michigan. That's all I need to say on that front. 

Sometimes a pithy comment is better than a Very Special one.

I am ready to pick some games, and am feeling the HYYYYPPEEEEEEEEEE! Watch me work.

Glorious Green Bay Packers (+3.5) vs. Detroit LOLions Last week was a very impressive performance by the Packers against a quality Dolphin team that wanted no part of the cold weather. Jordan had his best performance of the season, and the defense in particular looked good. The Lions did win the game, but got a huge assist from the Bears completely bungling the clock at the end. I was in disbelief as I watched the ending, and even some people I was with who aren't big football fans were wondering what the Bears are doing. Obviously, this game is going to be difficult for the Packers, especially given that they are down a couple of defensive backs and that the Lions won at Lambeau. But, the Lions are also banged up a bit. Remember the last time the Packers traveled to Ford Field? Nobody gave them a chance, and the Packers used their win to set up their playoff run. The good news is that the Packers are going to be fine in the playoff hunt with a loss given that they hold the tiebreakers, but if they want Jordan to get a home playoff start, you want to win this game. I think that the Packers are going to win, especially since they can move the ball on the Lions. Packers 34, LOLions Gonna LOLions 24.

I'd like to agree. I really would. The Packers have improved, especially on defense, since the last time these two teams played. And it's worth remembering that a bad pick-six from Jordan Love turned that game. Love has improved his passing since then and the Packers will give a good accounting - I'm certain of that. But the Lions are no longer a laughing matter. Lions 30, Packers 27.

Penn State Nittany Lions (+3.5) vs. Oregon Ducks, in Indy Thanks to the Curse of the Six Game Minimum coming into play with the Buckeyes losing in hilarious fashion, we have a game that I think is going to be a classic. The winner will get a first round bye, and the loser is likely to host a first round game. For James Franklin and Penn State, this is a chance to prove that they can win a big game and get their biggest win since the 2016 game against Ohio State. Oregon has proved that they belong in the Big Ten, as they have looked physical and have been very consistent in a year of college football where the other top teams have been consistently inconsistent. The biggest challenge Oregon faces is that their coach, Dan Lanning, sometimes tries stuff that can blow up in his face, and how those choices go will decide the game. Also, my personal experience with Oregon fans is that they are cool. Quack Quack 42, Sad Valley 39.

I think it will be a good game. I think Oregon is better, but not substantially better. Defense, rather than offense, decides this one, and I think Oregon's overall team speed will be the difference. Oregon 34, Penn State 28.

Hotlanta Dirty Birds (+6.5) vs. Minnesota Vikings This week is going to be a critical one for the Vikings. They are going to gain ground on someone in the NFC North, and their old buddy Kirko Chains is making his return to town. Obviously, the Vikings letting Kirk go has been a big storyline. And while it is going to be unfair to judge the decision on one game, there are going to be some takes about that decision after the game ends. Atlanta has struggled lately, and the Vikings have looked good despite needing a comeback against a pesky Cardinals squad. I've gone on record as a Kirk defender, which shouldn't have been my job in the first place. Remember, I am a fan of an NFC North rival. Kirk did a great job with the Vikings, and deserves to be cheered during pregame. As for the game, I think that the Vikings are going to win this game pretty comfortably. Vikings 37, Falcons 29.

Agree with everything you said. Vikings will win. Vikings 34, Falcons 24.

Man, you gotta love it when the Buckeyes and Bears both lose in hilarious fashion. Hope this week's games are as entertaining that way. Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out. 

Benster and D Pick Your Games----Greg Olsen Owes Jordan A Turkey Leg Edition

 As much as I like Greg Olsen, not giving Jordan a turkey leg a year ago after manhandling that turkey was not a good move. NBC, please give Jordan a turkey leg. 

Don't know that NBC will have a turkey. Maybe a turducken.

And for some reason the Axe game is on Black Friday. That is not our tradition, but money talks. 

It sure does. And since the student section will be home for Thanksgiving, bet it won't be much help, either, for a team that definitely needs help.

I am feeling the HYYYYYYYPPPEEEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. Watch me work.

Miami Tuna Net Victims (+3.5) vs. Glorious Green Bay Packers Obviously the Packer haters will say that they only beat the Niners because of the injuries, but it was still a good win. Being in third place in the NFC North at 803 is an insane stat, but such is life. The danger with Miami is that Tua has a lot of very quick and speedy guys facing a banged up secondary. The good news is that this game is at Lambeau in the cold, and Tua struggles in said cold weather.  This won't be easy, but the Packers should win. Packers 28, Tuna Net Victims 24.

I like the Packers in this one, too, although not having Jaire Alexander is a problem. The thing the Dolphins have done this year is to keep Tua upright by making very quick throws. Tyreek Hill can kill you on a deep ball, but because they don't trust their offensive line, Hill is getting the ball on short throws. He's world-class fast, but he's not really a slot receiver, so it's only worked to an extent. I wouldn't be surprised if this is a high scoring game. Packers 38, Dolphins 28.

Minnesota Golden Elite Rowers of the Boat (+1.5) vs. Beloved Wisconsin Badgers So, the bowl streak comes down to one game against the Gophers. What happened in Lincoln last week was a terrible performance by the Badgers. It looked like they expected Nebraska to roll over and die for them. Well, they didn't. The Gophers on the other hand fought Penn State until the end, but the Lions made enough plays to get out of there, and the decision by PJ to kick a field goal instead of be more aggressive certainly raised eyebrows around these parts. The good news for Wisconsin is that this game is at home, and if the Badgers can jump on Minnesota to force PJ to pass the ball, then they have a chance. Thankfully, I am a delusional homer. Badgers 31, Row Row Row Your Boat Elitely 0.

I hate doing this, because P.J. Fleck is a singularly annoying individual and my preference would be for him to get his nose rubbed in it every week, but based on the available evidence I don't think the Badgers are good enough to win on Friday. I really, really, really want to be wrong about this, but... Gophers 24, Badgers 16.

Arizona Cardinals (+3.5) vs. Minnesota Vikings Well, the Vikings narrowly avoided disaster thanks to Sam Darnold and his high end receiving talent bailing the special teams and defense out of trouble against the Bears at Solider Field. Arizona is a team that is in contention in the NFC West somehow, and is going to play hard. The Vikings shouldn't be in a close one. But remember, these are the Vikings that we are talking about. As much as the Viking Kool-Aid salesmen at KFAN like to hype them up, there is always a game in which they cough up a hairball. This Sunday is going to be the day. Nate Poole 31, Vikings 14.

Oh, I think the Cardinals could beat the Vikings - they are actually rounding into a fairly good football team and they have a better than 50/50 chance of winning the NFC West. But the Vikings understand what the assignment is and if they can keep Kyler Murray in the pocket, they'll win. The thing to watch - how do the Vikings replace Ivan Pace, who is not going to be available for multiple weeks due to injury. Vikings 28, Cardinals 20.

If your relatives want to start political arguments tomorrow, watch some football. You will thank me later. Enjoy your football this Thanksgiving. Ben out. 

Benster and D Pick Your Games-----Phil Longo Is Finally Gone Edition

 I am so glad that the Badgers fired Longo. He is one of the worst assistant coaches I have ever seen one of my teams hire, and I hope that the Badgers can hire someone competent. The bar is very low. We will talk about that later. 

Not sure why it didn't work; his credentials were good, but there seemed to be a mismatch of approach and available talent. Now we'll see what happens next. There are some attractive options out there.

Meanwhile, the Niners are coming into Lambeau banged up. Should be an interesting one.

No Purdy, no Bosa? That does change the calculus a bit.

I am feeling the HYYYYYYPPPEEEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. Watch me work.

Penn State Nittany Lions (-11.5) vs. Minnesota Golden Elite Rowers of the Boat Penn State is looking pretty good to get into the playoff, especially considering that the SEC is a complete mess outside of Texas. The Gophers have been looking good, but Penn State is going to be a tough out. If PJ can get to an early lead and play his style of ball, then the Gophers have a chance. But it is going to be a hard one. Even the most delusional Gopher fans would admit that. Nittany Lions 24, Row Row Row Your Boat Elitely 10.

Having seen Penn State a few times, there's no disputing their talent, but I really don't believe James Franklin is a guy who can win the big game consistently. Fortunately for him, he doesn't have to do that this week. Penn State 28, Gophers 20.

Beloved Wisconsin Badgers (+1.5) vs. Nebraska Cornhuskers You can't blame the defense for what happened last week, as they held Oregon in check. But 13 points from the offense was never going to win this game. At this point, why not start someone other than Locke? You have nothing to lose this week. Nebraska is looking better, but they also need a win to get to a bowl game. You don't want the bowl streak to come down to the Axe game. I want the Badgers to run the ball more, and frankly anyone besides Longo is an improvement to the offense by default. Oh, and if Nebraska wants to promise a win, you better deliver on it. Badgers 31, Nebraska 14.

Promises, promises. Raiola the freshman quarterback may have written a check he can't cash. Badgers have to have this one, and I think they will get it as well. Badgers 23, Nebraska 21.

Indiana Hoosiers (+10.5) vs. A School In Columbus I've been impressed with Indiana. They are a tough team, very well coached, and it's very rare that there is more optimism in Bloomington for the football team compared to the men's hoops team. Ohio State is going to be at home, but this is the toughest test they will have since the Oregon game back in October. You might remember that in 2020, Indiana got screwed over by the Big Ten office changing the rules for the conference title, thus giving rise to the Curse of the 6 Game Minimum. The football gods don't forget. I look forward to seeing that wrong be righted this weekend. Windiana 35, #NotMy2020BigTenChampions 21. 

Indiana has been a great story and I have been impressed with what they can do on the field. Tough minded, veteran bunch. Ohio State is another level, though. Ohio State 34, Indiana 25.

Minnesota Vikings (-3) vs. Bear Down Chicago Da Bearz Still Suck Remember when Bears fans thought that they were finally going to get the Packers? Karl Brooks ended up ripping the heart out of Solider Field. Also, the Bears are sore losers. If they want to complain about leverage, then I am sure that they will admit that Caleb flopped to get a late hit or that the Bears got away with multiple holds all day, or that Swift left early on their last drive. But any mention of that is a felony offense in Cook County. Because I was watching the Packers, I only saw like 2 minutes of the Vikings game, and they ended up winning on their own merits as well as the Titans extending drives due to too many bad 3 down penalties.  The Vikings should win this game, as the Bears won't be able to use the element of surprise with their offense on them. Vikings 32, Bears Still Suck 13.

This is the type of game the Vikings would historically lose. But not this time. My guess is the Packers beat the Bears twice because they will still be fuming over last week and thus will not be mentally ready for the Purple. Will be interested to see how Caleb Williams reacts to the weird stuff that Flores will throw at him, too. Vikings 24, Bears 17.

San Francisco 49ers (+5.5) vs. Glorious Green Bay Packers Just a note for the Packer haters that can't be refuted. Yes, the Packers have struggled in the postseason against the Niners. But the Packers have won the last two times they have played in the regular season, and both of those games were played out there. The Packers have had another close escape, and are going to get a break thanks to no Bosa or Purdy. Getting the head to head over the Niners would be good, as they are going to be desperate to get their ring before some tough questions are going to be answered this offseason. This won't be easy, but a comfortable win would be appreciated. Packers 27, Niners 10.

The 49ers will still have a lot of talent, but Brandon Allen is not going to lead a team to victory in Lambeau. Love has time without Bosa in his grill and he'll have a big game. Packers 31, 49ers 20.

And now, it is time for a list of people I would like the Badgers to hire to replace Longo. This list is in particular order.

Brian Hartline: Co Offensive Coordinator at Ohio State. With Chip Kelly having the offensive play calling duties this year, it wouldn't surprise me to see Hartline leave. Would be an elite recruiter, and has helped develop NFL talent. Would require a huge offer, but you have to make the call.

Tee Martin: QB coach for the Ravens. Has had experience in the college ranks, and has NFL ties. Helped develop Matt Barkley and Sam Darnold at USC. 

Tom Herman: Just fired at FAU. Coached with Fickell at Ohio State, and has a point to prove. Seems like a better coordinator than a head coach, given how his time at Texas and FAU ended. 

Andy Kotelnicki: Offensive Coordinator at Penn State. Would be a reach, but knows the conference. Has been a key part in why the Nittany Lions are so good offensively. And could tempt Penn State's backup QB to come with him. 

Dan Mullen: Analyst at ESPN. While he has been out of the game for a few years, he is a proven QB whisperer. Helped develop Alex Smith, Tim Tebow, and Dak among others. 

Gino Guidugli: QB coach at Notre Dame. Coached with Fickell in the past, and has had success with the Irish quarterbacks. Helped develop Ridder, and has ties to the Midwest.

Jason Eck: Head Coach at Idaho. An alum, and has done a good job at the FCS level.

Junior Adams: Co Offensive Coordinator and Wide Receivers Coach at Oregon. Has a very good track record in developing wideouts like Puca, Cooper Kupp, and Rome Odunze. Could see this as a promotion as being the sole OC, and has helped develop Nix and Gabriel given that Lanning is a defensive minded coach. 

Good list. If I were to guess, I'd think Herman is the likeliest choice. He's got history with Fickell and he's a very good offensive mind. Will be interested to see what happens.

That's the list. Enjoy your football this week. Ben out. 

Benster and D Pick Your Games-------Don't Count Out The Badgers Edition

 If you are surprised by the title after me ripping the Badgers pretty good, then you must forget that I am a delusional homer. 

Oh, we know. There's over a decade of documentation on that point.

Meanwhile, it's another rivalry game for my other college football teams. There is a Turkey that needs to come home, if you know what I mean. 

Or, as usual, home to roost.

I am feeling the HYYYYYYYYYPPPEEEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. Watch me work.

Oregon Ducks (-13.5) vs. Beloved Wisconsin Badgers So the Badgers are going to be up against it, no questions asked. The Ducks might be the most complete team in the country, and I personally like Dan Lanning. But it is fair to say that they aren't invincible. They struggled at home against the Buckeyes and Boise State, and are going to come into this game with some injury concerns. The strange thing is that I am getting the sense from Ducks fans that they are nervous. Now, this game could get ugly. But I am a delusional homer who backs the Badgers. Luke Fickell is going to quiet the doubters. Badgers 26, Ducks 21.

The Badgers have had a week to stew about what happened in Iowa City, but the larger problems remain. They don't have a competent quarterback and the offensive line doesn't play in the road grader style that worked so well for so long. The Ducks did struggle against Boise, but that was a long time ago, and Ohio State is a much better program than Wisconsin at this time. I could see a scenario in which the Badgers hang around for a while, but talent will out, as it mostly does in the college game. Oregon 35, Wisconsin 20.

The Bronze Turkey Bowl: Monmouth College Scots vs. Knox College Prairie Fire Baby! For those wondering why I would pick a random D3 football game, I am a proud graduate of Knox College. It is really the greatest institution in the state of Illinois, and I spent 4 fantastic years at the school. Monmouth is the rival school, and has sadly dominated the Turkey Bowl for the better part of 2 decades. But streaks are made to be broken. I look for Knox to send our seniors off right, and get the Turkey back. The good news is that I got a degree in English from Monmouth for writing this blog post. Hey, I'm allowed to be biased.  Knox 44, Monmouth -345.

There are four "haves" in the Midwest Conference - Lake Forest, the University of Chicago, Illinois College, and Monmouth. Knox is a have not. They will be getting their annual whipping from their neighbors down U.S. 34. At least your Knox squad consistently beats my Beloit squad, so you got that going for you. Monmouth 45, Knox 17.

Minnesota Vikings (-6) vs. Tennessee Titans The Vikings had a very narrow escape from Jacksonville thanks to their defense. Sam Darnold last week looked really bad, no question about it. The good news for the Vikings is that the Titans can't block anyone, and their offense has set the NFL back a long time. I expect Brian Flores to be really aggressive, and for the Vikings offense to better show all of their high end passing talent. How do you even just kick field goals with all of that talent for Darnold to throw to? Vikings 45, Fall Of The Titans 0.

Titans are terrible. This game feels like a trap, though. But the Titans are terrible. Vikings are getting healthier and should prevail. Vikings 34, Titans 17.

Glorious Green Bay Packers (-5.5) vs. Bear Down Chicago Da Bearz Still Suck Two weeks ago didn't go well for the Packers, and they have only themselves to blame. Way too many errors against a good team in the Lions. I didn't rip them because at the end of the day it was just a sloppy performance by everyone, and as much as that sucks I can typically live with it. The Bears have a lot of issues, and those go beyond Shane Waldron. While it was all well and good to get Caleb Williams some weapons, the Bears should have invested some of their money into giving him a good offensive line. I think Caleb is going to be good, but his coaches and front office really have let him down. Heck, the Bears getting a new stadium doesn't matter until the McCaskey clan sells. This game is going to be really tough. The Bears are always a tough out, and I think that they are going to come into Soldier Field with a point to prove. The Packers should win if they blitz and Jordan cleans up the turnover issues, but don't expect a blowout. Packers 28, Bears Still Suck 21.

I don't expect a blowout, either, but you can see what is happening. My feeling has always been that the Bears never seem to understand why an offensive line has to come first; during the Walter Payton era they did and they won consistently. That was (ahem) 40 years ago. They have struggled with the Packers for 30 years now. The Packers are better from top to bottom. And they will win. Packers 31, da Bears 20.

I am so glad that there are no more political ads. Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out. 

Benster and D Pick Your Games------The Badger Coaching Staff Has Some Explaining To Do Edition

 As much as a lot of people are blaming certain people for the results of a certain event on Tuesday, the Badger football coaching staff served up a huge disaster on Saturday night. Even though they are on bye, I gotta do what I gotta do. It was that bad.

Are we getting very special? It is a specialty, after all.

You'll have to read on to find out, Geritol Fan. The Packers avoid that fate because on Sunday they made too many mistakes compared to the Lions. That happens, as much as I hate it.

Yeah, a frustrating weekend. But we have other games to worry about.

Yes we do. I am ready to pick some games and am feeling the HYYYYYYYPPPEEEEEE! Watch me work.

Minnesota Golden Elite Rowers of the Boat (-6.5) vs. Rutgers Scarlet Knights The Gophers have been playing pretty well, and I will give PJ credit for making sure that the boat is in pretty calm waters. But what makes this game very interesting is that Athan Kaliakmanis is going to start against the Gophers. I think that both teams seem to be happy with their quarterbacks, and both Kaliakmanis and Fleck know each other very well. The Gophers should continue to lean on their ground game, and should pick up another win to cement themselves as a sneaky good Big Ten team. Row Row Row Your Boat Elitely 24, Buttgers 13.

Are the Gophers likely to stub their toe? They have done it before in situations of this sort. Having said that, I've seen Rutgers and they aren't there yet. Gophers 28, Rutgers 20.

Minnesota Vikings (-7) vs. Jacksonville Jaguars The Vikings ended up getting a win, but having a backup kicker kick for them is going to be something to monitor. Jacksonville isn't a great team, but they are going to play hard and they have some talent. With the LOLions having control of the division, I do expect that the Vikings are going to need to win a bunch of games if they want to stick in the playoff hunt, and Jacksonville is going to be a good start. So despite this game likely being close, the Vikings should rely on their talent advantage to get it done. Or do they? Jagwads No More 42, Vikings 21.

Hmm. The Jags aren't terrible, although their record would suggest otherwise. But they have substantial injury issues, especially on offense, so I suspect the Vikings will win based on talent gap and more engaged coaching. But it will be close. Vikings 31, Jags 27.

New England Patriots (+6) vs. Bear Down Chicago Da Bearz Still Suck As I was writing this, I saw a Bears defensive back taunting me beforehand. Well, I got done with this post after he tipped it up and into my hands for a game winner. The Bears have learned nothing from their past. For all of the hype and talk about how this was a different team, the problem is that while Caleb Williams has a lot of tools, the Bears need to get him good coaching and a better line. But because they are the Bears, nothing will change. The Patriots don't really have a quarterback, and it turns out that the Hoodie wasn't the least of their problems. But I do expect the Patriots to pull out a tough win against a reeling Bears team. Patriots 17, Bears Still Suck 0.

Da Bearz. They're going to wreck another quarterback, aren't they? You can see it happening already. Maybe they should draft an offensive line first and then get the quarterback. But do they listen? No. Bears 20, Patriots 19.

And now, it's time for a Very Special Comment. What happened on Saturday night was one of the most frustrating losses I have ever seen from the Badgers. It was on the same level as the 2008 collapse at the Big House, the 2019 Illinois game, the 2018 BYU disaster, and the 2022 Illinois game that got Chryst fired. The bottom line is that there are a number of people who are responsible, and I need to rake them over the coals. How much you think these people are to blame can be debated, and this list isn't indicative of who I blame the most. 

The players completely quit at one point. In a rivalry game, that crap is in no way okay. You have to at least give a full effort. Locke, you make Allan Evridge look competent. I thought Evridge was the worst quarterback I have ever seen play for the Badgers, but you might be worse. Your decision making is terrible, and I hope that you actually improve. Holy crap, what in the world, dude?

Allan Evridge. Wow. 

Phil Longo needs to be fired yesterday. His system has shown no improvement in the offense, and continues to insist on forcing this "Air Raid" offense on players who do not have the ability or the skills needed to pull it off. I was warned by Ole Miss and UNC fans that your offense isn't great, and you no longer have Drake Maye to make you look good. Why did you get away from what worked in the winning streak? You have to adjust to the tools you have, and that means I formation and a power run game. You are the worst assistant coach I have ever seen in one of my favorite football teams, and the anger fans have to you is justified. After Iowa missed the field goal in the first quarter, running the ball and going up 2 scores would have been the right call. Instead, you asked Locke to throw, and I wasn't surprised he threw a horrible pick. How do you get to be a Big Ten offensive coordinator? The quarterbacks have changed, but you haven't. I expect you to resign. 

Luke Fickell, I have to question if you are worth the hype. When he was hired, I praised the hire, and thought that you would look a lot better in year 2. But your choices in who you have brought in are questionable. I get that you can't be blamed for Van Dyke going down, but the changes you have had for the program are causing us to go backwards. Longo is a terrible hire, and Mike Tressel's scheme has been soft. You knew that Iowa is a physical team. This team should not be getting beat off the ball in the trenches. All of this talk about how you want to change the style of team, but nothing has improved. And before you come at me with the Gary Andersen comparisons, Fickell at least had the success with the Bearcats and the support of the athletic department to justify hiring him. But he has a lot to think about, and his seat is getting very hot. Instead of trying to do such a radical change right away, he should have phased it in until his guys are fully in the program. It worked for Herb Brooks, as when he took over the 1980 Olympic hockey team the Minnesota players at least knew his hybrid system. 

The bottom line for the Badgers is that they have to figure out a way to beat one or more of Oregon, Minnesota, and Nebraska. I think they can do that. But it is going to need them to understand and commit to changing what they have been doing. Losing by that much to Iowa isn't acceptable, and as you can probably tell, I am very angry about what happened. Don't screw the bowl streak up, guys. 

Fortunately, Nebraska are the Bears of the Big Ten. But I would not be surprised to see the Ax come back to the Twin Cities. Badgers aren't very good right now. But I understand Detroit is a great place to watch a bowl game, right? Right?

Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out.