Benster and D Pick Your Games----Please Beat the Chiefs Edition

 I think that I speak for a lot of people when I say that I really hope someone beats the Chiefs. 

That does seem to be the prevailing sentiment. And it's one I share.

I'm also happy for Ryan Day. Look, I am far from a Buckeye fan. But seeing him get to stick it in the faces of those crazy Buckeye fans that sent death threats to him and his family after the Michigan game was pretty awesome. And it really confirms that the Big Ten has changed the narrative surrounding the SEC. You do love to see it. 

While it remains to be seen if it's going to be a long-term trend, I am certainly okay with Big Ten teams winning championships, although maybe it would be cool if it weren't the resident Death Stars once in a while. The most heartening thing was seeing Indiana finally get a moment in the sun.

I am feeling the HYYYYYYYYYYYPPEEEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. Watch me work. 

Washington Commanders (+6) vs. Philadelphia Eagles I wasn't shocked that the Commanders went into Detroit and ripped the soul out of the Lions. I do appreciate Brad giving me props for being right on the 45 points that Jayden Daniels put up. The Eagles are a very complete team and were able to shut down the Rams last week in bad weather. What I believe the key to this game is that the Commanders are playing with house money. Nobody had this team making the NFC title game, and all of the pressure is on the Eagles. I believe that Jalen Hurts is going to struggle a bit, and the Commanders are going to pull up another impressive road upset. I am getting some 2007 Giants vibes from the Commanders. Hail to the Commanders 26, Cry Eagles Cry 24.

That's an interesting comparison. I have to say that Jayden Daniels has surprised me. He's dynamic in all the right ways but he seems to have an advanced understanding of the game and rarely makes bad decisions. My concern with him will be injuries, because he plays in a style that leaves him susceptible to getting rocked by the ill-intentioned linebackers. Which brings us to the Eagles, who have guys like that on their squad. This game will turn on Washington's ability to slow down Saquon Barkley. Hey, bold observation, right? The Communards (or whatever we're calling them) do have have a stout defensive line, which helps. The Eagles are huge and wear teams down; that's what they did to the Packers and the Rams. It may be a more difficult assignment this time. Eagles 27, Community Notes 21.

Buffalo Bills (+2) vs. Kansas City Chiefs The Chiefs and Bills both were able to get past a couple of game opponents. I will admit that the Texans complaints about the zebras feel like an attempt to cover up that CJ Stroud and the Texan special teams really didn't rise to the occasion. That being said, Patrick Mahomes really seems to be going looking to draw a flag in the same manner as James Harden does. The Bills gutted out a tight win against the Ravens thanks to Lamar making a throw that needed to be a bit better. You still have to catch that if you were Mark Andrews, and now you know why I was disappointed with the results when I drafted him as my tight end in fantasy football. This Bills team feels different. It seems that Sean McDermott has decided to let Josh Allen really take the lead, and the Bills were able to beat the Chiefs straight up. This seems like the year that the Bills finally are able to have the breakthrough that they want. Something tells me that Tim Russert is going to be smiling in heaven Sunday night. Nobody Circles The Wagons Like The Buffalo Bills 42, Chiefs Fatigue 36.

The difference this year? Buffalo can run the ball when they need to. That makes a big difference. Josh Allen can take charge because he has options he didn't have before. Having said that, the Chiefs are different, too. This is not a high-flying offensive team, although they can score. The Chiefs win with defense and they have been doing it all season long. Buffalo will need to score early and score consistently to win this one. I don't see 42 points as being possible. 28? Maybe. And will that be enough? Buffalo 28, Kansas City 27.

And now, it's time to laugh at the Lions. All of this talk about how the Same Old Lions weren't back, and how you were going to win the Super Bowl. The problem -- this is the NFL, and nothing is promised. As a Packers fan, I know for a fact how hard it is to win a Super Bowl and this is the type of loss you don't recover from. Congrats on winning 15 games and not winning a playoff game. The bottom line is that Dan Campbell didn't learn a thing from the Niners meltdown. Calling a wide receiver pass when you were down was a bad call, and not knowing that there were 12 men on the field on that 4th down was coaching malpractice. You may know how to build a great culture, but the bottom line is that the Lions failed. Jared Goff ended up showing why the Rams got rid of him. He played horribly, and I honestly don't know where he goes from here. After laughing at the Packers and the Vikings, the Lions had the chance to back up all of the talk. They didn't. I got flashbacks to the 2021 disaster that my Packers had against the Niners. Now the Lions need to understand that things might go south without their coordinators. Instead of trying to run all of these cool trick plays from Madden, why don't you take a good look at if Dan Campbell can manage a game? Because at the end of the day, he didn't put his team in a position to win. Putting your team in a position to win is the most important thing about being a head coach. Like LaFleur and KOC, Campbell has to answer to that. 

I will be interested to see what happens. Campbell has delegated a lot of work to his coordinators, which on balance is a good approach, but he'll need individuals of similar quality to keep things humming in Detroit. The division is still going to be tough next year and if da Bears can find a way to overcome their bumbling ways, especially in the front office and ownership boxes, they could be trouble, too.

Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out. 

Benster and D Pick Your Games------Is The NFC North Frauds Edition

Remember when the NFC North was called the deepest division in NFL history? Yeah, that take didn't age well. And thankfully, I got a working laptop again, so my brilliance will flow stronger than ever. 

If you do say so yourself. I dunno. Philly is a tough place to win. The Rams played well. I wouldn't minimize what the Packers and the locals did this season, but yeah, Detroit needs to represent. That's called foreshadowing

The NFC North can go and join the SEC in the overhyped in 2024 party. You can see Greg Sankey and SEC hype men Clay Travis and Paul Finebaum looking upset at the buffet. 

Is it the breakfast buffet at the Drury? Because that's usually pretty good.

No, and besides you know you're not supposed to eat all those biscuits. And trust me on this - where Sankey, Travis and Finebaum eat is more likely a place where everything is deep fried. But enough food references - I am feeling the HYYYYYYYYYYPPEEEEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. Watch me work.

Houston Texans (+8.5) vs. Kansas City Chiefs I think that I speak for most of America when I am begging for someone to beat the Chiefs. The Patriots may have fallen into a rebuild, but the idea of the Patriots wasn't killed. I think that the Chiefs are like the 2011 Packers. The record is very impressive, but the Chiefs have needed either some Mahomes magic or some late game mistakes by their opponents to get that record. The Texans are a sneaky good outfit. They looked great against the Chargers, and I think that Stroud is ready to take the next step in his evolution as a star. Remember, the weather isn't going to be great in Kansas City tomorrow. I trust Joe Mixon to be the difference maker. Texans 36, Chiefs 29.

I would love that, but I don't see it happening. Cold weather will work to the advantage of the Chiefs. I think Stroud learned some things this year that will help him be a top echelon quarterback in the league in the future, but as a group the Texans are not there yet. Chiefs will win this one. Chiefs 27, Texans 17.

Washington Gridlocks (+9.5) vs. Detroit LOLions I think Dan Quinn should be getting more consideration for Coach of the Year. Don't get me wrong, KOC winning is something that I can agree with. The argument for Quinn is that a defensive minded coach was able to have Jayden Daniels become a star, build a great culture, and show that there is a chance that his career isn't defined by 28-3. The Lions are going to be a lot healthier, and are a year wiser with the playoffs. The thing is, Dan Campbell has to show that he is willing to manage the game better if things get tight. I'm not saying that he is a bad coach, as he has delivered the goods. What I do question is whether can he learn from the decisions he made against the Niners last January? If the Lions lose, then the NFC North might be the biggest bunch of paper tigers in NFL history. 3 double digit teams and an 0-3 playoff record would be terrible. Also, Detroit isn't a cursed sports city. The Red Wings and Pistons have been winners in my lifetime, and the Tigers have made a couple of World Series. Hail To the Commanders 45, LOLions Gonna LOLions 0.

Uh, no. Love you to death - you are my son after all - but that pick is ludicrous. The Lions are in Detroit and they have been the best team in the NFC consistently all season long. They are getting healthier, as you mentioned. The Commanders are a nice story, but they are not going to go into Detroit and win. Lions 31, Commanders 17.

Los Angeles Rams (+6) vs. Philadelphia Eagles So I talked to Mrs. D, aka Mom. She is a Vikings fan, and she said that she was surprised at how easily the Rams were able to get to Sam Darnold last week. I agree with her, and think that the Rams winning that comfortably was jarring. The Eagles made more plays than the Packers, who needed to play a perfect game last week to have a chance. Sadly, that a terrible performance by the players and coaching staff. I think that the Eagles are a team that is getting a bit slept on. They have Super Bowl experience from 2 years ago, and I feel like they match up well against any opponent on the NFC side. While the Rams are going to be up for this, the Eagles are just too well rounded. Eagles 31, Rams 17.

Hey, it's a sensible pick! I knew you had it in you! I could see the Rams giving the Eagles a game, but their defense is quick and small. That worked against a banged up Vikings offensive line, but it won't work against the earth movers in Philadelphia. And at some point, Saquon Barkley is going to break one. And that will break the Rams. Eagles 27, Rams 19.

Baltimore Ravens (-1) vs. Buffalo Bills This game is going to be a lot of fun. Both Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson are on a mission, and these teams are very exciting squads. Sean McDermott has been through the ringer the past couple of years thanks to suffering some brutal playoff losses, and he seems to have made some adjustments to his coaching style that have paid dividends. Josh Allen is a great player to have in your corner when you need magic, and I feel like with the Bills having home field advantage, they are going to finally win a big postseason game with the magic going in their favor for once. No more 13 Seconds, a game Bengals team, and a brutal miss by a kicker this time. Nobody Circles the Wagons 35, Ravens 34.

I don't have anything against the Ravens per se, but I'm tired of them. Buffalo has been on the verge of breaking through for a while now and it's time they do so. The only thing that makes me nervous is that the Bills defense is kinda ordinary and the Ravens can score. But it's at home and the Bills fans will be crazed. And Lamar Jackson, for all his brilliance, has a propensity to cough up hairballs, too. Bills 31, Ravens 27.

A School In Columbus (-8.5) vs. Notre Dame Fighting Irish, in Atlanta I love that there is no SEC team in this game once again despite the fact this game is in the heart of SEC country. You really hate to see it. I am going to say this very bluntly about Ohio State. The fans who melted down after the Michigan game and insulted this team and coaching staff are not true Buckeye fans. I don't want to hear any fan who insulted the players, Ryan Day, or the coaching staff celebrate anything about this team. Ryan Day is a coach that 99% of college football programs would kill to have, and this Buckeye team has had to deal with a loud minority of fans that have decided to hold them to a standard that not even Woody Hayes could match. For those Ohio State fans that have supported this team all year long and have not engaged in that behavior, you are the true fans and deserve this. Those that haven't shouldn't be watching on Monday. 

Notre Dame has been very impressive. After a loss to NIU that looks worse every day, they have rallied. And remember, Marcus Freeman is in his third year as the coach of the Irish. The last 4 coaches at Notre Dame who have won a national championship did so in their 3rd year. I am no fan of the Irish, but I think that it would be deserving for a fanbase who supported their coach and team when the going got tough. Domers 26, Buckeyes 12.

Could Notre Dame win? Sure, I can see a scenario where it happens. Will they? I am skeptical. Ohio State has been crushing everything in its path since that Michigan loss and the win in Dallas was particularly impressive, because that was a very hostile venue. The Buckeyes have unbelievable skill players, as always - I would expect both of their top running backs and at least three of their wide receivers to be playing on Sundays in the future. They have a dominant offensive line and a nasty defense. Notre Dame can't match that. I think Freeman is an excellent coach and is building something that will wake up the echoes soon, but Monday is not the day. Ohio State 31, Notre Dame 24.

Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out. 

Benster and D Pick Your Games - Wildcard Round with Handy AI Synopsis Edition

 So old dude, thanks for helping to get this posted this week - I am having some computer issues this week, so I'm relying on you to keep our vast audience informed!

I don't mind - I got the info you sent, along with a handy AI-generated synopsis that I'll share at the end. We'll have to see how accurate the AI is....

So quick programming notes about the college football semifinal games. I was busy this week dealing with my recalcitrant computer, and we ended up not picking them. That being said, Notre Dame vs. whomever wins in Dallas is going to be very interesting. 

Well, it looks like it's Ohio State, so it's a matchup among the most annoying fanbases possible, but it still means Paul Finebaum will have a sad.

I'm sad, and not very happy

And that's always good when Paul Finebaum has a sad. Meanwhile I’m interested to see how things shape out in the Wild Card round. So watch me work!

𝐋𝐨𝐬 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 (-𝟑) 𝐯𝐬. 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐬 This game is an underrated one to me. The Texans have had bad injury luck, and the offseason champion narrative isn’t conducive to winning. The Chargers of course are dealing with the horrible fires out in LA, and thankfully got out to Texas. While I think that Jim Harbaugh can’t win on a level playing field, Houston is going to win comfortably thanks to Stroud playing well and a bounce back effort from their defense. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐬 𝟐𝟑, 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐈𝐬 𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝟐𝟎.

It's a tradition unlike all others - the Texans hosting a playoff game on Saturday afternoon! It seems to happen every year. I suspect the Chargers will be a contender for bigger things next year - although Jim Harbaugh is a weasel, he's a good coach. But I'm with you this time - Texans have incentive and the wherewithal to pull this one out. Houston 27, Chargers 24.

𝐏𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐬𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐡 𝐘𝐢𝐧𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐬 (+𝟏𝟎) 𝐯𝐬. 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐬 The Ravens are a team that I think has some unfinished business, and that will start on Amazon Prime? Why in the world are you putting a playoff game on Prime Video? Did you learn nothing from the Peacock debacle? What the heck did they spike your pizza with at the NFL lunchroom? Anyway, the Steelers are tough to watch on offense, and I don’t think they are going to have enough of their high end  defensive talent to steal a win. It’s time we have a serious talk about Mike Tomlin and if he is maintaining the Steeler standard. If you excuse me, I may have to hide from the Yinzers. 𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝟒𝟐, 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝟎

Don't worry about the Yinzers - your work has too many multi-syllable words so they won't be able to figure it out. But yeah, I think the Ravens are going to be a very tough out. What I worry about is that Justin Tucker, the previously invincible kicker, has had the yips all season It won't matter this week, but next week? Stay tuned. Ravens 28, Steelers 13.

𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐬 (+𝟗) 𝐯𝐬. 𝐁𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐨 𝟏𝟑 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬 Denver making the playoffs is a nice surprise. Bo Nix certainly looks good, and it’s hard to think that Super Bowl 50 was the last time we saw them in the playoffs. Buffalo is a team on a mission. This Bills team feels different, and I get the sense that Josh Allen seems to think that it’s his time to get a ring. There is obviously one team I want to win, but if my team can’t get it done, Buffalo would be the best option. 𝐂𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝟕𝟎, 𝐎𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝟓𝟖

So bet the over? I think Buffalo wins, too, but Denver is coming. Kansas City has to be hearing hoofbeats. Bills 34, Broncos 23.

𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐚𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬 (+𝟓) 𝐯𝐬. 𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐚 𝐄𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 Last week was unacceptable by the Packers. I get that the Packers were going to lose eventually to the Bears, but playing not to lose and some dumb coaching really bothered me. Thankfully both Jordan and Hurts are going to give it a go. What killed the Packers in Brazil was not stopping Saquon, and I would make Hurts win with his arm. At the end of the day, the Packers are playing with house money just like in Dallas a year ago. Though of course you know that I am a massive homer. 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝟐𝟏, 𝐄𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝟏𝟔

The Eagles are good, but they are hardly invincible. The Packers get most of their defense back and they should be stout enough to give Saquon Barkley a challenge. Hurts is coming off a concussion and that could limit his ability to perform at the top level. The Packers need to get a quick start. If they do, they win. If not, it's going to be a long day. This time I choose to be optimistic. Packers 28, Eagles 23.

𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 (+𝟑) 𝐯𝐬. 𝐓𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐚 𝐁𝐚𝐲 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐬 Dan Quinn should be considered for Coach of the Year. The Commies doing this well wasn’t something I had on my bingo card. Tampa Bay has a strong defense, and Baker Freaking Mayfield takes a special pleasure in ruining people’s dreams. While I do like Jayden Daniels as a future star, he is going to have to wait for his first playoff win. 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐬 𝟐𝟑, 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝟐𝟎

Tampa is a problem. And they will continue to be a problem. Would not be surprised if they find their way into the NFC Championship game, which means they beat whatever we're calling Washington these days and an NFC North team. Can they do it? Hard to say, but they win this week. Bucs 34, Commanders (I think that's what they call them these days) 24.

𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐭𝐚 𝐕𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 (-𝟐.𝟓) 𝐯𝐬. 𝐋𝐨𝐬 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐑𝐚𝐦𝐬, 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐨𝐧𝐚 I hope everyone in LA is doing well after what’s happened out there. As for the game, I was really frustrated with the Vikings. Thanks to Sam Darnold not showing up, I lost my chance at back to back fantasy titles. The Vikings are facing a team that beat them for reasons besides the refs, and Stafford is going to have his best weapons with game reps this time. The bottom line for the Vikings is that this is a game that they can’t lose. If they lose, then all of the hard work that KOC did goes up in flames. I also have a message to the Griddy Man. If you want to be the best wideout in football, you have to prove that the Vikings can have more success with you than they had with Diggs. Diggs has won 3 playoff games in Buffalo and could win one with Houston. You have won a grand total of 0 playoff games despite having a wealth of talent around you. Should the Vikings lose, then a ton of questions have to be asked about if they need to consider trading a big piece to get some draft picks that they need. The Rams have no pressure, as a lot of their leaders have their ring, and are playing for a city that needs something good to happen. 𝐑𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝟐𝟖, 𝐕𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝟏𝟒.

So you snuck a Very Special Comment into a regular comment? Very efficient of you! And your argument is actually fairly compelling. But I think the Vikings are better than the Rams. Expect this one to be a shootout and the Purple have more bullets than the Rams. Vikings 38, Rams 31.

So, the Yahoo email gave us a summary of this post! Here what it said:

Benster shares his insights on the college football semifinal games, expressing interest in Notre Dame's chances against the winner in Dallas and discussing the potential outcomes of the Wild Card round, while also offering opinions on various teams' chances and highlighting a message to the Griddy Man.

A message to the Griddy Man! That's actually right! Nice job, AI! But no, you don't get to write this feature. Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out.

Benster and D Pick Your Games-------Vikings And Lions Grudge Match Edition

It is incredible to think that either the LOLions or the Vikings could win 14 games this year and having to be a wild card team. 

There's never been anything like this in NFL history. And considering how often the NFC North has been suspect, it's amazing.

Meanwhile, the Packers are trying to determine if they are going to fly out to Los Angeles or Philadelphia. I would prefer to face the Rams, but will take my chances with the Eagles. 

Neither is a picnic lunch, but what are you gonna do?

Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I am ready to pick some games and am feeling the HYYYYYYYYYPPPPEEEEE! Watch me work.

Bear Down Chicago Da Bearz Still Suck (+10) vs. Glorious Green Bay Packers The bottom line for the Packers is that they lost last week because they once again dug themselves too big of a hole in the first half to overcome. Given that the NFC North race probably deserved to come down to a Vikings Lions showdown among themselves, I am not as mad as I could have been. Playing the starters is something that I agree with, especially because the Bears are going to be playing hard. Lest we forget, the Bears literally came within one hand of a dramatic comeback the last time. This won't be an easy game, but the Packers should win. Packers 32, Bears Still Suck 10.

The Bears will come hard, but there's a stench of death around that team that wasn't there when they played the Packers in Chicago earlier in the year. Packers are going to be motivated. Not sure some of the mercenaries on the Bears will be. Packers 28, Bears 16.

Minnesota Vikings (+3) vs. Detroit LOLions So it all comes down to this as it should be. The winner of this game gets the road to New Orleans coming through them, and the loser gets a tricky trip to the NFC South winner next week. The Lions won a back and forth game back in October, and rest assured they need the bye. Remember, the Lions got hit with an early bye, and have a bunch of injuries. I asked Mrs. D, aka Mom if she would feel confident beating Tampa if disaster strikes. She indicated that she would be fairly confident as a Vikings fan. This game is going to have a lot of hype to live up to, but I think it will. The magic of 1998, 2009, and 2017 seems to be coming back to the Twin Cities, and I think that the Vikings are going to take a gigantic step forward on Sunday. Vikings 39, LOLions Gonna LOLions 36.

The Lions are so nasty and the game is in Detroit. We'll find out a lot about the Vikings in this one. I think they are better situated to win in a lot of ways, but I don't know. I could see something weird happen to tip the balance to the home team here. So that's how I'm going to pick it. Lions 34, Vikings 31.

Yeah, sorry about not picking the Gopher road game. By the time this goes up, you will know if PJ is going to get mayo dumped on him. 

He did get the mayo bath, and it was glorious.

Coulda been worse, coulda been Chipotle queso

In my defense, I was watching the Badger basketball team take Iowa out to the woodshed. You love to see it, and you especially really hate to see Frantrum take a giant L. Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out.