Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Now I Wanna Be Your Dog

President Obama must sense there's a hellhound on his trail, which explains why he complained about being treated like a dog in a recent appearance in Milwaukee.

Perhaps President Obama needs to realize that some kind of solitude is measured out in you. You'd think he'd know, but he hasn't got a clue.

Then again, the current economic situation must be weighing on him. It didn't take too long, til we found out, what people mean by down and out, right? The problem is when we sent him to Washington, eventually we caught him running around, spending our money all over town.

It makes me wonder why he must be like that, why he must chase the metaphorical cat? It's gotta be the dog in him, right? My advice for President Obama is that he needs to shake this creeping malaise. If he doesn't stand his own ground, how will he find his way out of this maze?


W.B. Picklesworth said...

Because he's deaf, dumb and blind and he'll just keep on pretending.

Mr. D said...

Give that man a cigar. Or maybe I'll just give the one you gave me back to you.

BTW, which one's Pink?

W.B. Picklesworth said...

Side two, track one. 1975. You know, BO seems to have worn out his welcome, though I'm not sure he did it with random precision, unless he was flipping through pages of Das Kapital for his economic plan.

CousinDan 54915 said...

I think he should just leave. He has no idea what he is doing.