Less than Paul Revere

They took the whole Senate seat
And put us off the public teat
Took away our ways of life
The cloakroom and the multiple wife

They took away our political traction
'Cause Martha Coakley got no action
With sixty years of Kennedy pluck
Lost to a dude with a pickup truck

Massachusetts people, Massachusetts tribe
So proud to live, so proud to die

They took the whole liberal nation
And locked us on this reservation
And though we wear a shirt and tie
We're still a blue state deep inside


Massachusetts people, Massachusetts tribe
So proud to live, so proud to die


But maybe someday when they learn
Elizabeth Warren will return
Will return
Will return
Will return
Will return