Redskins is out, or likely will be. So what should replace it? Herewith, a baker's dozen suggestions:
Washington Gridlocks (per Benster)
Washington Red Tape
Washington Assistant Deputy Undersecretaries
Washington Orange Man Bads
Washington Weasels
Washington Ivy League Masturbation Society
Washington Deep States
Washington J. Edgars
Washington Swamp Thangs
Washington Strzoks
Washington Fanne Foxes
Washington Dirty Painted Whores*
Washington Fighting Hasterts
Vote for your favorite choice in the comments, or certainly suggest your own.
*per a certain former colleague of mine
6 comments:
The Washington Black Lives... Just to confuse them.
I would go with the Washington No-Nothings. They could trace their name back to the Know-Nothing party, which came from the Native American Party. That way their brand as the Redskins is still acknowledged and their name would represent what we've all come to expect from the city.
The Washington Politics, and fans can call them "the Ticks" for short.
I saw some Eagles fans suggest "Foreskins."
I saw some Eagles fans suggest "Foreskins."
Maybe Rumple Foreskins.
It's official, they're dropping the name; no replacement chosen.
I suggest the Washington MAGA, just to watch Lefty heads explode.
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