Sunday, July 21, 2024

Biden Gets the Full Torricelli

 

Fallen and can't get up

No surprise that Joe Biden has ended his campaign. He's been a fugitive from Madame Tussauds for a long time now and even when he was at the height of his powers, he was at best a 10-watt bulb. He has been a horrible buffoon and genuine menace to the body politic for a half century and his departure from the field is long overdue. I have long thought Bill Clinton was the most despicable person to occupy the Oval Office, but Biden provides strong competition for the title.

Kamala Harris is, at this point, the frontrunner for the Donks, but it remains to be seen if the powers that be on the port side are willing to let her be the nominee. Not sure they are. My guess is they would rather have a fresh face without the associated baggage to take on the Bad Orange Man. Who would that be? I can think of a few possibilities, in order of plausibility:

Josh Shapiro, Governor of Pennsylvania

Roy Cooper, Governor of North Carolina

Andy Beshear, Governor of Kentucky

Gretchen Whitmer, Governor of Michigan

Of that group, Whitmer likely has the highest profile, which is what makes her the least likely possibility. She's got a definite air of Nurse Ratched about her and the only demographic that would find her appealing is human resources managers. Given his overall greasiness and demonstrably dismal performance, I don't think Gavin Newsom is the one, nor do I see Pritzker of Illinois having a shot either. There are some delusional types (Betty McCollum, for example) who are touting Tim Jong Walz as a possible dark horse, but he's a sputtering moron who would have no chance unless the entire Washington press corps morphs into Esme Murphy. And you can forget Skeletor Evers next door as well, as he has the charisma of lint.

I don't doubt there will be any number of other adventures before we get to November; I would not be surprised if another assassination attempt is forthcoming, nor would I be surprised if the corrupt judge in the New York trial that saddled Trump with a bunch of "felonies" tries to put Trump in Rikers in the general population. Any other guesses? Place yer bets.

1 comment:

jerrye92002 said...

D's have a number of problems:
1. They have to have nominee by 8/7 to get on the Ohio ballot. There is another state, AFAIK, due by 8/9, both are a week BEFORE the Convention. They had planned to have a "virtual nomination" ending 8/5, but that would be a "roll call" and Biden still has ALL the delegates "pledged" to him. Not that pledges matter to D's.
2. If they try to wedge K.H. in there, without giving anybody else a chance, there will be complaints that she isn't the best standard-bearer, either, and Trump-Vance will tar her as the "Assistant Biden." If they try to pass over her for somebody else, they find out that only she can get Biden's $$war chest, and they supposedly alienate the DEI standards of the party.
3. And, to get on the ballot, at least in Ohio, she has to have a VP, and who wants to be Co-captain on the Titanic? I see Shapiro has already fully endorsed her, like "You go ahead."

D's haven't dodged a bullet. They haven't even changed their aiming point; it's still a circular firing squad. Glad to see somebody besides the GOP trying it.