- Mop-up man Bobby Keppel would be the winning pitcher; and
- Loose Cannon 1, Carlos Gomez, would score the winning run; and
- Loose Cannon 2, Alexi Casilla, would drive in the winning run
would you have believed me? Would anyone have believed that? Of all the fascinating teams that the locals have put on the field in this decade, this may be the most astonishing team to win a division yet. I still don't know how it happened, but there it is.
Congratulations to your 2009 American League Central Champions, the Minnesota Twins.