Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Value Proposition

It's a tale as old as time -- gaming the system and selling indulgences:
Hollywood actresses Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman are among 50 people charged in a $25 million college entrance exam cheating scheme, according to court documents unsealed in Boston on Tuesday.

The alleged scam focused on getting students admitted to elite universities as recruited athletes, regardless of their athletic abilities, and helping potential students cheat on their college exams, according to the indictment.

Authorities said the FBI investigation, code-named Operation Varsity Blues, uncovered a network of wealthy parents who paid thousands of dollars to a California man who boosted their children's chances of gaining entrance into elite colleges, such as Yale and Stanford, by paying people to take tests for their children, bribing test administrators to allow that to happen, and bribing college coaches to identify the applicants as athletes.
It's outrageous. You usually have to build a dormitory to get your kid into one of those places.

A year ago, we were approaching the endgame of this college admissions fandango. Fearless Maria had applications into a number of universities, including at least one of the elite schools named in this scandal. We would never be able to prove it, but it's possible that some kid, somewhere, got a slot in Coveted East Coast University that Maria might have received otherwise, were it not for this particular scam. Having said that, she is now attending a good university with a similar academic approach and rigor, only with a less prestigious zip code. And she's having a wonderful experience there.

The issue involved is straight out of Economics 101 -- scarcity. About 23,000 students applied to Coveted East Coast University last year, but only 3000 were admitted. The prize isn't the education, or the experience, or even the sheepskin credential you get at the end. The prize is access to the alumni network, which is the real leg up. If you can find your way into Coveted East Coast University, you might be classmates with a future senator or even President. You won't necessarily know it, but once you're in, it's a good bet. And once you are in, you usually get to stay, even if you like to party and don't necessarily crack the books that much. It's a Golden Ticket.

What's most interesting to me is that the universities aren't in the crosshairs about this, as the linked article from NBC News makes clear:
Lelling stressed that the colleges themselves are not targets of the investigation, which is ongoing. No students were charged, and authorities said in many cases they were kept in the dark about the alleged scam.
I don't believe this. At a minimum, the colleges looked the other way. But it's more splashy to indict an actress than an assistant director of admissions. And the corruption and moral rot in our higher education system runs far deeper than a few B list celebrities trying to buy their daughters into Coveted West Coast University. But that's another post.

7 comments:

John said...

I believe it was a quote from the Movie "All the President's Men" Follow the Money. that suggests how the investigation ran. Of course, school administrators have their cutouts, in this case, the coaches to take the fall.

The fact this scam was set up under the guise of a 501(c) charity should create questions that few will want to ask and fewer will want to answer.

Finally, what does it say about helicopter parents who have so little faith in either the selection process or their child's ability that they look for shortcuts to success? For right or wrong, that has always been a part of the human condition. We all look for the shortcuts and if we find one we take it.

Bike Bubba said...

I'm curious about whether these kids graduated. If they did, those schools really aren't that prestigious, or they (again) cheated.

Gino said...

i see no crimes here. the college industrial complex is corrupt. so, people cracked a few eggs to make an omelette. can you blame them?

Mr. D said...

I see no crimes here. the college industrial complex is corrupt. so, people cracked a few eggs to make an omelette. can you blame them?

The crime is making it obvious. You're not supposed to pay attention to the man behind the curtain.

Mr. D said...

Finally, what does it say about helicopter parents who have so little faith in either the selection process or their child's ability that they look for shortcuts to success? For right or wrong, that has always been a part of the human condition. We all look for the shortcuts and if we find one we take it.

Yep. And it's always part of the equation to criminalize human nature when it makes other people look bad.

Bike Bubba said...

Another fun thought is the question of why a number of coaches were giving spots on the tennis (etc.) team roster to guys who played like me. Seems that wouldn't exactly be the ticket to long term success, or, for that matter, employment.

Mr. D said...

Another fun thought is the question of why a number of coaches were giving spots on the tennis (etc.) team roster to guys who played like me. Seems that wouldn't exactly be the ticket to long term success, or, for that matter, employment.

That was part of the scam, Bubba. They weren’t giving out actual scholarships to any of these kids. They were calling the kids “preferred walk-ons,” essentially non-scholarship athletes. What the coaches did was go to the admissions department and said, “hey, we’d really appreciate it if you could make some space for this kid, who will be part of our team.” With an endorsement and a doctored SAT score, and (most importantly) the financial wherewithal to pay full boat tuition, they were waved through. Meanwhile, since these were all D-1 schools, the scholarship kids got the scholarships, so the actual results of the tennis team weren’t affected in the slightest. No one really gives non-revenue sports a lot of scrutiny, especially with the specter of Title IX looming over the process.

Apparently the admissions folks never thought to follow up on the walk-ons once they were admitted. Perhaps that was an oversight. Perhaps. It was a great systemic weakness to exploit.