Old dude, I'm sensing a bit of nerves amongst the Vikings fans. They might be spouting their usual triumphalism over local Pravda outlet KFAN, but it's like they are worried about objects in their mirror.
Here comes the mirror, man. Think that was an old Human League song.
Eye shadow was easy to find in the 80s
This is a very different Packers team since September, and this time the Vikings will have to play on the road in the cold.
The road is long, too.
I am feeling the HYYYYYYYYYPPEEEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. Watch me work.
TCU Horned Frogs (+7.5) vs. Michigan Wolverines, in Glendale I'm really glad that TCU didn't get punished for losing an extra game in overtime, and am always glad to see some new playoff blood get in. Michigan looked very impressive against Purdue, and hopefully this is the year that we can get someone outside of the usual suspects to win a title for the good of the sport. TCU is a legit team with a real life Matt Saracen in Max Duggan, Sonny Dykes has done the best coaching job in the nation this year, and it's great to have a team that took a long and difficult road since the Southwest Conference broke up to get to this stage by doing everything right and earning their way up to the big boy table. The problem is that this Michigan team is on a mission, and I feel like they have yet to peak. So while it wouldn't surprise me to see TCU win given their toughness and never say die attitude, I like Michigan to get a chance to bring the title back to Ann Arbor and remind the SEC that no matter their football success, the Big Ten started the concept of conferences, postseason play, and showed them the blueprint on how to build a conference that makes more money and has all of the top media markets in this conference. Michigan 35, TCU 17.
Coach Dad Pants definitely has it together. I am not sure what to expect, but my suspicion is that TCU is an underdog for a reason. They haven't played anyone with the overall brawn of the Wolverines and I see them getting worn down as the game progresses. I like the Wolverines in this one, too. Michigan 34, TCU 22.
A School in Columbus (+6) vs. Georgia Bulldogs, in Atlanta So the Buckeyes owe Utah a huge thank you for getting the last ticket to the ball, but the Buckeyes getting the ticket is a defensible move. The problem is that Georgia is really good, and gets to play a virtual home game in Atlanta where they have played in multiple games since Kirby Smart took the job at his alma mater. Now, this game is awkward for me. Longtime readers know that I despite both the Buckeyes and the SEC with every fiber of my body, for a ton of reasons. But the thing is, Ohio State has nothing to lose, and Ryan Day has a chance with the right results to get the chance to do something that would get him a statue outside the Horseshoe this month. I normally don't say this, but in the interest of the Big Ten, I have no choice. I want The Game in LA for all the marbles and will be rooting for the Buckeyes. Don't screw this up. A School in Columbus 21, Georgia 10.
Georgia convinced me when they destroyed Tennessee earlier this season. I don't see anyone being able to beat them. The one thing that makes me nervous is that Stetson Bennett is kinda frail and the Buckeyes have some really nasty defenders. But while I think this could be a classic, Georgia has what it takes. Georgia 38, Ohio State 30.
Minnesota Vikings (+3) vs. Glorious Green Bay Packers So all of a sudden the Packers are relevant, and there are a bunch of Packers fans getting back onboard. Last week was a struggle in South Beach, but the Packers were able to make a bunch of plays defensively and beat the Dolphins. As for the Vikings, they won after giving their fans another heart attack down the stretch. Unlike in September, the Packers will be at home, and the Vikings will be facing a hostile crowd, a team that believes in itself, and the ghosts of Lambeau past. This won't be easy, but the Packers seem to have discovered some magic. The Vikings are right to want to knock us out of the playoffs, because if the Packers and the Bucs make the playoffs, you would be a fool to bet against them. One last warning, Vikings fans. You know what happens when you get your hopes up for this team, despite me thinking this team could be the one to end your pain. Packers 56, Vikings 31.
Two things. Christian Watson won't drop the touchdown this time. And Jaire Alexander will regret mouthing off. The weather won't be too bad, so the cold won't be a factor. And that, unfortunately, is the difference. Vikings 31, Packers 27.
Enjoy your football this weekend, and have a great New Years. Ben out.
I wonder if Brad turned Vikings game off last week. If you told me at halftime that the Vikings would come back and beat the Colts, I would have called you crazy.
Brad probably stuck with it. I know someone else who did, too, but it wasn't me. But that was because I was running errands during the first half and missed the initial carnage.
As promised, I will have the report on what the assignment I did last week was, and let's just say that the assignment was crazy to experience. All will be revealed after the picks in what is not a Very Special Comment.
So it's mundane?
Judge for yourself, Old Dude! I am feeling the HYYYYYYYYYYYPPPEEEEEEEE!, and ready to pick some games. Watch me work.
Syracuse Orange (+10) vs. Minnesota Golden Elite Rowers of the Boat, in the Bronx A Minnesota sports team playing in the Bronx, what could possibly go wrong. Long time readers know that I am a Twins fan, and the Twins have a horrible record at Yankee Stadium. But this is football, and the Gophers have never lost a bowl game under PJ. Syracuse is a middling team, and while there will be a distinctive pro Orange bias in the crowd, I think that the Gophers should beat the Orange pretty comfortably. Row Row Row Your Boat Elitely 35, Orange 19.
I think most Syracuse fans are actually ESPN announcers, but your mileage may vary. Gophers are actually in a decent place and I think they win, too. Minnesota 24, Syracuse 13.
Beloved Wisconsin Badgers (-3.5) vs. Oklahoma State Cowboys, in Phoenix So, a lot has happened for the Badgers since the disappointment of the Axe game. Luke Fickell is in, and the early recruiting has been positive. While Nick Evers won't be in action, I can't wait to get a closer look at him in spring ball. Oklahoma State is a team that we don't talk about much, but I think will be one of the new power teams in the Big XII after the Red River schools decamp for the SEC. For whatever reason, the Cowboys are down this year, and will also be starting a backup QB. The Badgers should win this game, and will be motivated to send out the seniors and Jimmy as winners. While I am sad that Jimmy doesn't want to stick around, he still is a great Badger, and I will forever cherish his time in Madison. Mark Murphy, you know what to do. And, I have a video to share when talking about Mike Gundy.
Badgers 35, Cowpokes 0.
I'm a man. Come at me. I'm older than 40, though. So be gentle. Badgers 24, Oklahoma State 21.
New York Football Giants (+4) vs. Minnesota Vikings So the Vikings won a game last week that will go down in history as the greatest comeback in NFL history, and clinched the North. Obviously, both teams are still in the playoff hunt, and this game will matter for playoff seeding at a minimum. The Giants are coming off a tough loss to the Gridlocks, and don't want to leave the door ajar for other teams to sneak in. What the Vikings need to do is to win a game comfortably for once. Look, I've been a critic of the Vikings, but after last week even I will admit that this might be their year. Vikings 42, Giants 21.
Can the Vikings handle prosperity? Maybe. Giants need this one. They won't get it. Vikings 31, Giants 24.
Glorious Green Bay Packers (+3) vs. Miami Tuna Net Victims The Packers won last week, though it wasn't super pretty against the Rams. The soft zone "defense" that the team has been running belongs on the Dairy Queen menu, and Tyreek Hill and Waddle will probably be licking their lips. To make matters worse, Raheem Mostert probably is remembering what happened in early 2020, which didn't go well for us. The good news is that compared to the utter hellish weather here, Miami will be decently warm. This won't be easy by any stretch, but the Packers can win this game. Packers 17, Sorry Charlie 10.
Yes, the Packers can win. Will they? Better play better defense. Not sure they will, though. Dolphins 31, Packers 28.
And now, for something that is not a Very Special Comment. You might be wondering what the assignment I was on last week was. Well, I actually took Mrs. D, aka Mom, to the Vikings-Colts game last weekend as a birthday gift to her. Seriously, I was there. I got a great deal on tickets in the Polaris Club, which meant that I got to see the game 8 rows up from the Colts sideline at about the 35 yard line. I was able to see the entire field, and both scoreboards easily. Plus, we had our own concession stands, own restrooms, plenty of tables in the lobby, a full bar, and free refills on soft drinks. Those are the best seats I have ever had to a sporting event, and the experience was great. Only complaints were that Minneapolis needs to clear the sidewalks off, and getting out of the parking garage was slow. Granted, those complaints are not on the Vikings, but a reality of the weather and 65,000 people attending a game in a small part of downtown. What I do want to ding the Vikings for is they needed to add more restrooms in the club level. If I'm paying a premium price, I expect there not to be a line for the men's room like at Wrigley and the Rose Bowl. US Bank Stadium is a modern stadium, and has zero excuses for not having enough restrooms in the club level.
That was the 4th NFL game I have attended, and the 2nd game to go into overtime after the 2017 Packers-Bucs game where Aaron Jones won on a rushing touchdown. Saturday was the best sporting event I have ever attended, and it was incredibly loud. I've given Vikings fans a ton of grief, but they were incredible in the second half after rightfully being upset with the terrible officiating and complete meltdown in the first half. When Dalvin scored the game tying score, you couldn't hear yourself think, and that is something that people forget about Minnesota sports. Sure, there hasn't been a lot of success in recent years, and no titles in the 4 main sports leagues since the 1991 Twins, but the passion is there. I couldn't help thinking to myself how loud and crazy it was, and had to scream to talk to Mom next to me by the end of the game. After Joseph won the game, everyone was just amazed, in shock, or probably both. I will never forget that game as long as I live, and Mom was overjoyed at the result, especially when the Vikings flashed a message saying that this was the biggest comeback in NFL history.
Have a great Christmas this weekend, and enjoy your football. And if you are at a Christmas gathering and your family gets into political arguments, watch some sports. Ben out.
This is going to be a pretty quick analysis of this week's games, as I am going to be on assignment this weekend, with the promise that said assignment will be reported on next week. And no, there won't be a rubric.
Rubes never do well with rubrics anyway, Seabiscuit.
The Vikings can clinch the NFC North against the Colts, and thanks to the Niners winning on Thursday Night Football out in Seattle, all of a sudden things look more interesting for the Packers.
Assumes facts not in evidence, but we'll see. Meanwhile, is there something you are feeling?
I am feeling the HYPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEE!, and am ready to pick some games. Watch me work.
Indianapolis Colts (+3.5) vs. Minnesota Vikings Fun fact, this is the 1000th game in the history of the Vikings, which hasn't been getting a lot of play amongst the media types here outside of the Strib. The Vikes can clinch the NFC North this week after failing to clinch in a loss that was strange. It's not like the Vikings played horribly in Detroit, but the Lions really took advantage of some slippage in standards among the Vikings that I am going to circle back to in January. The Colts have been a complete dumpster fire, and they clearly have been unable to find the right fit at quarterback since Andrew Luck retired. This game will be another close one, and the Vikings will win after riding their luck in the second half. Vikings 31, Colts 27.
The Colts are indeed a dumpster fire. If the Vikings are going to assert dominance in any game this season, this would be a good place to start. Vikings 34, Colts 20.
The visitors come to U.S. Bank Stadium
Los Angeles Rams (+7) vs. Glorious Green Bay Packers The Packers are coming off their bye week with some of the injuries getting better. Despite all of the turmoil, the Packers are not dead in the water, and there is hope among more than the delusional homers like myself among the Packers fanbase. The Rams have been a dumpster fire, too, as it turns out that the front office strategy of trading away their entire supply of futures until 2097 has had the bills come through. Turns out that the Rams also got a sponsorship from noted healthy organizations like Bear Stearns, FTX, Merrill Lynch, and Lehman Brothers that also gambled away everything and had it work out long term. This game is going to be very cold on Monday Night Football, much to the dismay of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. Buck isn't a terrible announcer, but my enjoyment of him depends on who he is with in the booth. Aikman is the worst announcer in the NFL, and just like his playing days has to be carried by superior talent. How come the Great Wall of Dallas doesn't get a cut of all of Aikman's bloated salary for what they did to make his career with the Cowboys? Aikman has added nothing to every single broadcast he has been with, and is proof that just because you were a prominent player of the Cowboys doesn't mean that you deserve to be in a prominent spot on football broadcasts. Plus, he hates the Packers and calls them out far more than other teams for the same mistakes. I don't think Baker can rise to the occasion again, and seeing both Romeo and Watson together will be very interesting. Packers 63, Rams 10.
That seems a bit high, but yeah, I think the Packers are the better team. Packers 27, Rams 17.
Remember when all of the Bears fans were so confident in beating the Packers? Gino certainly does, especially when the Bears had a 16-3 lead. But they forgot that 12 owns the Bears. In terms of last week's result, you really hate to see it.
We've been hearing of the imminent demise of the Packers for 30 years. And perhaps it is coming, but there's little evidence of a threat from Illinois.
Note the heavy use of sarcasm. This is a crappy year for the Packers, but they still beat the Bears twice, allowed me to laugh at the Patriots, and allowed me to laugh at Brady choking in the clutch. You really love to see that. I was really feeling the HYYYYYYYYPPPEEEE! And now, a word on the nature of ownership:
Ownership has its privileges. Including gloating.
It's time to pick some games, and time to watch me work.
Minnesota Vikings (+1.5) vs. Detroit LOLions Yes, that line is correct. Even though I get that the Vikings tend to play very close games and this is a game on the road against a NFC North opponent, that line needs some explaining. So in the interest of full disclosure, I was watching the Packers game and missed most of the Vikings game. But, I did see the last few minutes of the 4th quarter. The Vikings have won 9 of 10 victories by just 1 possession, but to their credit have won those games consistently. The Lions are going to to play the Vikings tough just like the first meeting back in September. I think that the Vikings are going to do what they haven't done since Week 1, and win a game by more than 9 points behind a big day from Dalvin. Why Dalvin, you ask? I need a big game from him in fantasy this week. Vikings 35, LOLions Gonna LOLion 14.
The Lions have been playing well. I haven't seen a lot of them this season, but it seems as though they are making progress. We've heard that tale since the 1950s. Not sure if I believe it any more than I believe the Bears are making progress. As a practical matter, for the last 30 years, if the Packers were down, the team to take advantage is always the locals. And while the Vikings have evident flaws, I think they will also prevail in this one. Vikings 28, Lions 24.
Tampa Bay Bucs (+3.5) vs. San Francisco 49ers Normally, this game wouldn't have been considered for this feature. But because the Packers and Bears both are on bye this week, this seemed like the best game of the bunch to talk about. The NFC South is Big Ten West level of bad this year. The Bucs got a huge win on Monday thanks to Gisele's ex and Dennis Allen making clock management decisions that make Andy Reid look smart by comparison. What I am interested to see in this one is how the Niners respond to Jimmy G being out for the year. Brock Purdy will get the nod, and I'm a little surprised that the Niners didn't go after Baker Mayfield harder. Nothing against Purdy, but Baker would have been the better option. The Niners want to win this game to try and keep ahead of the Seahawks in a tight NFC West. By the way, when did the NFC suddenly become so weak? Look for the Niners to lean on their run game and for Kyle Shanahan to take a page out of his dad's playbook by running his way to success. The Niners are the team that I wouldn't want to play right now based on their playoff experience. Niners 24, Bucs 10.
This game could be one of the lowest scoring games of the season. And I say it will be. 49ers 10, Tampa 6.
Just a reminder, 12 still owns you, Chicago. Sorry, not sorry. Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out.
So Ohio State, you didn't get it done last week? Well, I have something special for you that I have been waiting to bust out. And a quick correction. I said that Ryan Day had won twice against Michigan. He's only won once, as I forgot that the 2020 game was cancelled.
Sounds like it's gonna get all Ole-tangy in here.
You might say that.
I did.
Meanwhile, the Badgers didn't play well at all against the Golden Elite Rowers of the Boat, but Sunday went far better. Luke Fickell was someone who I mentioned back in October as a choice for the head coach, but I thought that we wouldn't get him. For Wisconsin to get one of the hottest coaching candidates, with zero leaks until Sunday was incredible and a statement for what Wisconsin can do. I do feel bad for Jim Leonhard, and hopefully he can be the next DC for the Packers. I'm glad to welcome Fickell to the Wisconsin family, and wish him every success.
He's legit and, given how people are feeling about those Buckeyes, there's a certain amount of low-key consternation in and around central Ohio these days.
Oh, but I have more for them. Oh my yes I have more. But before that, note well -- I am feeling the HYYYYYYYYPPEEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. Watch me work.
Kansas State Wildcats (+2) vs. TCU Horned Frogs, in JerryWorld So we don't really talk about the Big XII much on here because neither of us have ties to the conference and wouldn't generally watch those games. TCU has been impressive under Sonny Dykes of all people, and I believe that Dykes deserves Coach of the Year honors nationally. Max Duggan leads an offense that is one of the most explosive in the nation, and Duggan is someone who I believe should be on a plane to New York next week for the Heisman ceremony. Kansas State is always a tough program and I am glad to see Adrian Martinez have success after fleeing from the dumpster fire of the Huskers. TCU did win down in Fort Worth by 10, and will be playing a home game in Jerry World. I like TCU to make it to 13-0 after winning a fairly close game and be a great infusion of new blood to the playoff. Also, it's interesting to note that both times since Texas and Oklahoma announced that they were heading to the SEC, the Big 12 has featured a conference title game with schools other than the Longhorns and Sooners. TCU 35, K State 24.
Lotta purple on display. The Horned Frogs are legit and they will get a chance to prove it in the playoff. I think they get there. TCU 28, Kansas State 24.
Purdue Boilermakers (+16.5) vs. Michigan Hail to the Victors, in Indy Michigan flat out broke the Buckeyes in the Horseshoe and ripped out the soul of the Buckeye program in front of 100,000 people in the stands, and 20 million people watching on television. I didn't know Fox was into televising such destruction, but oh well. Michigan is a heavy favorite to win this game even without star running back Blake Corum, but Purdue is a tough nut to crack. The Big Ten West may have been a complete tire fire all year, but Purdue doesn't lack for talent and are well-coached. Remember, this game is in Indy and there will be a fair amount of black and gold in the stands. I wonder if Michigan can get up for this game with all of the talk of Purdue being an easy opponent. History tells us that the Spoilermakers are for real, and get ready for the biggest upset in a conference title game since the 2003 Big XII title game. Spoilermakers 42, Michigan 17.
Uh, no. Purdue makes it interesting for a while, but Michigan will pull away. Michigan 35, Purdue 21.
New York J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS (+3) vs. Minnesota Vikings The Vikings are coming off a very solid win against New England on Thanksgiving night, and should have no issues in getting at worst the 2 seed depending on how the Eagles and Cowboys do the rest of the year. The Jets are a very good team that has been flying under the radar, and have already beaten one NFC North team in what was at the time a stunning upset, but now is no upset. The Vikings need to win a game by 9 or more points to show that they can win games other than dogfights. I think they get it done here, with a big help for Dalvin Cook. Why Dalvin? Because he starts for me in fantasy football this year. Vikings 49, Jets 30.
The Jets are offensively challenged, but defense is their calling card. No way the Vikings put up seven touchdowns. Of course the Jets will put up fewer than the Vikings. Vikings 31, Jets 23.
Glorious Green Bay Packers (-3.5) vs. Bear Down Chicago Da Bearz Still Suck Last week the offense finally showed up, but the defense was a complete joke. It's like Joe Barry never has faced a quarterback who can run. Both Aaron and Justin Fields will give it a go this week, and this game seems winnable. Aaron always plays well against the Bears, and having the worst Packers team in my lifetime sweep the Bears would be hilarious. Something tells me that the Packers have their get right game this week, and Aaron owns Chicago. Packers 24, Bears Still Suck 10.
The Bears say Fields is ready. I'm not so sure. They are fixing to get him killed. Not sure Rodgers will be that great either as he begins his 40th trip around the sun, but ownership has its privileges. Packers 24, Bears 17.
And now, it's time for A Very Special Comment.
Bring me the head of Brutus Buckeye
Ohio State, you didn't win the Big Ten, and now the morons in your fanbase want Ryan Day fired and are calling him Ryan Cooper. There are some who are wondering what happened to the team. I have the answer. The Buckeyes are suffering from the Curse of the Six Game Minimum, and will be until things are changed. Allow me to explain.
Back in 2020, Kevin Warren passed a rule stating that to be eligible for a spot in the conference title game, you had to play 6 games. Ohio State only played 5 regular season games after some late season COVID cancellations hit them. By the rules that the Buckeyes and every school agreed to when the Big Ten returned to play in October, they should have been barred from the title game. Instead, the Big Ten made the decision to abolish the rule right before the conference title game to allow the Buckeyes a chance to get into the top 4. That's right, the Big Ten changed the rules in the middle of the season to benefit Ohio State. That was the worst decision in the history of the conference. The Indiana Hoosiers are the rightful winners of the 2020 Big Ten East, and their reward for following the rules was that they got screwed over by their own conference. Northwestern also got screwed over because they won the West fair and square, and instead had to prepare for a different team. Ohio State won, and eventually lost to Alabama in the title game that year. The 2020 Big Ten championship trophy and banner sit somewhere at Ohio State to this very day. I'll give Indiana a ton of credit for taking the high road and congratulating the Buckeyes, which was noble and classy. While Ohio State fans may claim that Indiana lost their chance to win the East by losing in Columbus, the thing is that the rule was made clear at the start of the year and applied to everyone. Until they didn't.
Hoosier daddy?
One way of looking at it. But pay attention. In the past two years, Ohio State has lost to their hated rivals in devastating fashion, missed out on every one of their goals, and Ryan Day has been branded a failure who isn't good enough to coach the Buckeyes and was handed a powerhouse program without deserving it. I have no sympathy for the Buckeyes. You won a tainted championship in 2020. The football gods know it, and they will punish Ohio State for it as long as they want to. In fact, I am announcing that the Buckeyes are under a curse. They will never win the Big Ten until the 2020 banner and championship trophy are returned to the Big Ten to be shared between Indiana and Northwestern. If they don't do the right and honorable thing like Indiana did to them in 2020, further misfortune will surround the Buckeye program. That title is tainted, and deep down the Buckeyes know it. And for the record, I would be embarrassed as a Badger fan if we had won the Big Ten that year in that manner, and it wouldn't feel right. Do the right thing Ohio State, unless you want this curse to continue forever.
You realize you're talking about Ohio State, right? I don't think curses apply, or even bad karma, but it's one way of looking at things. And this is your feature.
It's how I see it. Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out.
So the Vikings ended up once again riding their luck and winning another one possession game. Now, that doesn't mean that they are frauds by any means, but just remember that 8 of their 9 wins have been close ones. Luck might be the residue of design, but you don't get lucky over 20-21 games in the NFL every time.
So their luck will run out? Perhaps. But give them credit for winning all those games. It's impressive.
Hey, I'm just stating facts. But 9-2 is 9-2.
Who are you to dispute Chevy Chase?
I am Benster. I dispute everything. Meanwhile, I am feeling the HYYYYYPPEEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. Watch me work.
Michigan Hail To the Victors (+7.5) vs. A School In Columbus Well, the Buckeyes and the Wolverines both need this one for obvious reasons, as the winner will get a trip to Indy and the inside track to getting into the playoff. Ryan Day is doing something that he hasn't done yet, which is coach against Michigan in Columbus. I have some words about some of the crazy stuff I've seen on the web from delusional fans on both sides, so you have been warned. Ohio State wants to claim that they don't get run over, but in some ways Michigan has nothing to lose. And Buckeyes fans, you better hope that your team wins on Saturday. I have something special planned if you fail to win the Big Ten, and that something special won't be fun. With their injuries and being on the road, Harbaugh gets a free hit here especially considering he has the Ohio State monkey off his back. I think history repeats itself, and then Ohio sports talk radio is going to be lit on Monday. Michigan 35, Born On Third and Think You Hit A Triple 21.
I have a difficult time watching either team, but they are so far ahead of the rest of the conference it's ridiculous. Big 2 and Little 12 now. I think Ohio State wins, mostly because they have the home field, but it's gonna be close. Ohio State 34, Michigan 30.
Minnesota Golden Elite Rowers of the Boat (+3) vs. Beloved Wisconsin Badgers The Gophers losing last week was a coaching loss. I've praised PJ, but you cannot be one dimensional at home. This is year 6, and every single Gopher is someone that you recruited. The Badgers were incredibly lucky to get out of Lincoln with a win, but a bowl game has been secured. While the head coaching position will have to stay open and some interviews will be done in accordance with state law, Jim Leonhard should get the job unless some objectively brilliant coach wants to come to Madison that the AD can't refuse. By the way, the Big Ten not overturning that crap targeting call on Herbig was weak. Kevin Warren has already shown himself to be inconsistent with how he enforces the rules before. I think that the Badgers will get the good Mertz, and the Axe is coming back home. Badgers 20, Gophers 10.
Gophers are one dimensional, but that dimension is pretty impressive. Mo Ibrahim is a hell of a back and the Badgers have been completely inconsistent all season. But yes, I think they win on Saturday. Defense will be stout and hold the Gophers down. Badgers 24, Gophers 17.
Glorious Green Bay Packers (+6.5) vs. Philadelphia Eagles Last Thursday was not good. Joe Barry's idea wasn't bad to stop Derrick Henry, and he had to work to get his yards by and large. But where was the pass rush and the adjustments? As I said before the Cowboys game, Barry gets almost complete control of the defense, and he doesn't use his best weapons even allowing for injuries. Look, this is going to be hard. And how come 12 waited to admit his thumb was broken? But lest we forget, the Packers have had a good record against the Eagles since the start of the 2010 season, and won the last time they were in Philly. Call me a delusional homer all you want, but this game is going to be closer than you think. Packers 42, Eagles 21.
Closer than you think and the Packers double the score? Maybe you want to check with Chevy Chase again about the math. Anyway, I don't see it. We now know one reason that Aaron Rodgers has been crappy this season -- a broken thumb on your throwing hand is not conducive to being an NFL quarterback. While I'm not entirely convinced that the Eagles are a great team, they will have enough to beat the Packers in Philadelphia. Eagles 28, Packers 20.
And now, it's time for a Very Special Comment. So let me begin by saying that the vast majority of Ohio State fans are perfectly reasonable people who aren't complete crazies and they are exempt from what I am about to say. Every team has their delusional homers, and I should know as I am a 100%, no-doubt about it delusional homer for the teams I support. I also get a lot of grief for suggesting that coaches should be fired for failure to win championships, but there are some morons who think that if Ryan Day sees his record against Michigan fall to 2-2, that he should be on the hot seat. Yes, actual people think that a coach who has only lost 4 games in total and 1 game in conference play coming into this week should be on the hot seat for the crime of dropping to a record of .500 against Michigan.
I realize that John Cooper got a bad rap for losing to Michigan too much and saying that it was just another game. I understand the whole mentality of winning a championship or the season is a failure mentality from the Packers, but at some point I rationally expected that you can't win a Super Bowl every year. Buckeye fans, I'm going to say something right now that you won't like. Tomorrow is just one game in the grand scheme of things. Ohio State's season isn't going to be a failure no matter what happens. They will have had a better season than almost everyone else in the country, and that should be celebrated. At the end of the day, while this game is important to the Buckeyes and Wolverines, there are other games that are important around the country to other fans. The Axe game ain't the biggest game, but it's no less important to the people of this area. Same with USC and Notre Dame, and all of the other rivalry games this weekend. Everyone in Ohio and Michigan needs to remember that this game has been blown up to a level that I think is unhealthy. Every single player that takes the field tomorrow at the Horseshoe is someone's kid. I hope that if the Buckeyes lose, that those crazy fans do something that they will regret online or in person. Everyone needs to relax surrounding this game for the greater good.
Wait, the Benster goes for the voice of reason gambit? Dang, didn't see that coming.
I told you it was a Very Special Comment. Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out.
Old dude, I normally mock the NFL for playing on Thursday, but Thanksgiving is a tradition. Glad to see the Vikings host a game against New England, but the Vikings all of a sudden have issues. I was by US Bank Stadium tonight running an errand, and I think the tire marks from the truck that the Cowboys ran over the Vikings are still visible from the freeway.
It was a thoroughgoing demolition, no question of that.
Where do you find these videos, Geritol Fan?
A long life and lotsa memories.
I don't need memories like that! Don't worry, Brad. While I did take vicarious joy in seeing the Vikings getting stomped on, the Vikings will be fine. The rest of the NFC North is a complete tire fire, but we will talk about the Pack later on.
In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
I am feeling the HYYYYYYYPPPEEEEEE! and ready to do some picking. Watch me work.
New England Cheatriots (+2.5) vs. Minnesota Vikings So one week after the Vikings proved themselves and passed the test in Buffalo, the Vikings look mortal. You know things went horrible when CBS cut away from a Cowboys game to show a more competitive game. The biggest problem is that the Vikings are going to be shorthanded on the offensive line, and the Patriots can get pressure very easily. The Hoodie is a serial cheater who should have been banned from the NFL, but the guy can coach and he has a plan on this short week. The Vikings should win comfortably at home, and this crisis should be averted. But remember that these are the Vikings we are talking about, and I thank my lucky stars that I limit the pain of Minnesota sports that I feel to the Twins. Patriots 29, Vikings Gonna Vikings 19.
I assume two things about this game: first, Hoodie will take away Justin Jefferson; and second, Kirk Cousins better have his head on a swivel. The one thing the Vikings have going for them is that New England is offensively challenged; there's no one on that team with the offensive skills the Cowboys demonstrated the other day. I think the Vikings win a close one. Vikings 17, Patriots 13.
Have a good Thanksgiving. And if relatives start arguing over politics and other family drama, feel free to watch football. Ben out.
We welcome you back to our regularly scheduled HYYYYYYYYYYPPPEEEEE! Joe Barry should be on the unemployment line, but to discuss that disaster is for another date and time.
I'm okay with that. Rather not think about it. I try not to think about root canals, either.
As much as I mock KFAN for their Viking triumphalism, after what happened in Buffalo I have to admit that the Vikings are for real. So why are they a home dog against Dallas?
Well, it's less about their relative merit and more about getting people to bet on the game. Gotta keep Caesars buying those sweet, sweet ads.
That makes sense. I'm ready to pick some games. Watch me work.
Iowa Hawkeyes (+2.5) vs. Minnesota Golden Elite Rowers of the Boat The Gophers are in contention to win the Big Ten West, but there is one problem that PJ has. He has never beaten Iowa, and despite what he is selling you, beating Iowa is something that matters to the Gophers. Iowa is better offensively lately, and their defense can keep them in games. Sorry Gophers, get ready for another failure to beat the Hawkeyes. Even if Tanner Morgan plays, I don't see them winning even though the game is up here. Iowans 30, Row Row Row Your Boat Elitely 10.
No one wants to see Iowa win this game, but it is indeed the sort of game Iowa tends to win. They are opportunistic and they don't make mistakes. Our man Fleck is trying to build something similar here and he's done a lot of that, but it always seems to come a cropper when the black helmets come to town. Will it happen this time? Gophers 24, Iowa 14.
Beloved Wisconsin Badgers (-10) vs. Nebraska Cornhuskers Bobby Engram's playcalling last week was atrocious. I get that the Iowa defense is tough, but throwing the ball constantly was a terrible idea. Nebraska is going to hang tough, but they are easier to run on, and the Badgers are going to go into Lincoln with a point to prove. Jim Leonhard should get the job permanently, as the worst kept secret in the program comes out. It would also be a good move for the Badgers to report all the tampering to players already in the program that has been going on in recent weeks to the NCAA and the Big Ten. If both organizations don't do anything, then call them out publicly and release all of the evidence. Any school that has tampered with our players should face harsh punishments and be charged with not fostering a climate of compliance with NCAA rules regardless of how much of a cash cow they are. Badgers 35, Tom Osborne Isn't Walking Through That Door 14.
Big time college football is a dirty business, young fella, and the recruiters are now able to essentially tamper at will. It doesn't mean anything and NIL has changed everything. While it happened way before either of us were born, Michigan stole Elroy Hirsch from the Badgers. It was during the war and there were extenuating circumstances, but you can look it up. I am not convinced that Braelon Allen will want to do the same thing, but the incentives are certainly there. As for the game itself, Nebraska remains what they have been for the last decade -- muddled. Badgers have to have this one and they'll get it. Badgers 28, Nebraska 20.
Dallas How Bout Them Cowboys (-1.5) vs. Minnesota Vikings Before last week, the Vikings weren't considered a Super Bowl contender because they had played an easy schedule, played in a trash division in the NFC North, and had flunked badly in their road test against a Super Bowl contender. After last week, the Vikings should be regarded as a legitimate contender. That was the type of game that in all honesty the Vikings would have lost in the past. Don't lie, Vikings fans. I will admit that I was dead wrong about the Vikings last week and don't mind eating some crow. Meanwhile, the Cowboys are stuck picking up the pieces from their worst collapse since Matt Flynn's comeback from 26-3 at the half in 2013. You love to see it. I don't want to hear another word about the Cowboys being a Super Bowl contender. The Vikings won't have a letdown this weekend, and even though Zeke is back, I expect that the Vikings will continue to get the hopes of their fans up. Brad will probably call my advice if you like to gamble bad, but if you like to gamble, take the Vikings and get some easy money. Vikings 35, Cry Your Heart Out Skippy 24.
The Vikings hired out an expert for a pregame pep talk:
So should we respect the Vikings? Maybe. I think they've had a substantial rabbit's foot and horseshoe combo going for most of the season, but as the great Branch Rickey said, luck is the residue of design. Perhaps this year the Vikings have the right design. Put it this way -- if Matthew Stafford can win a Super Bowl, then Kirk Cousins can, at least in theory. Beating the overrated Cowboys would help. Vikings 31, Cowboys 27.
United States (NL) vs. Wales, in Al-Rayyan, Qatar This World Cup is going to be a complete disaster. The European calendar is all sorts of screwed up, it's still too hot in Qatar, and the hosts bribed the corrupt blazers at FIFA to host this event. Speaking of disaster, the United States roster is just baffling to me. Zack Steffen is probably one of our best goalkeepers, and Berhalter doesn't include him? Ricardo Pepi has been in great form for Groningen, but Berhalter includes Jordan Morris as an attacking option? I realize that the USMNT golden generation is going to be at it's peak for 2026 here, but at least call up your best players. Wales is going to be at a World Cup for the first time since the 1950s, and Gareth Bale is going to be a tough ask. But I will back the US to do well. One more thing. Monday is November 21 on the calendar. Don't screw this up for me, lads. Even though England and Iran will be interesting matches in our group, this will be important to get 3 points. United States 3, Wales 2.
I have no idea. I do know the U.S. is getting better at the Beautiful Game. And I'll agree with you, because you actually follow this stuff. USMNT 2, Wales 0.
Enjoy your football of all kinds this weekend. Ben out.
Is this week Thanksgiving? No, that's next week. But because the NFL has gotten in bed with Jeff Bezos in pursuit of greed, I guess the Packers have to play on Amazon this week.
Well, it's not the worst website. And it usually comes in okay. By the way, I noticed you were a bit salty last week. Have you calmed down a little now that the Cowboys left town?
Yeah. It turns out I should call for people to get fired every week. That was a backs against the wall performance, and all of a sudden the Packers are back in the mix. You love to see it, and the haters can pound sand. And after I pick this game, I have to roast the Cowboys. Oh, and don't worry Brad. We will discuss the Vikings in our regularly scheduled HYYYYYYPPPEEEEEE!
Let's be gentle with Brad. He might represent up to half of our fan base these days.
That's a good point. We do love you, Brad, even if you defend the twisted KFAN Empire a bit too much. But we'll get back to that soon enough. It's time to talk about Thursday Night Football. Watch me work.
Tennessee Titans (+3) vs. Glorious Green Bay Packers The Packers were up against it on Sunday, but at the hour of greatest need, Christian Watson finally put the pieces together to show why the team traded up to get him, and Rudy Ford made the most of his chance to keep the game close in the first half. The short week is going to help the Packers, because the positive momentum can be put to use, and we get the mini bye to rest up for the trip to Philadelphia. The Titans have been pretty good, but they are beat up with injuries and Ryan Tannehill has taken a step back ever since he had the nightmare playoff game against the Bengals. But the Titans shouldn't be overlooked. The key is going to be if Derrick Henry can be slowed down, and the Packers can protect Aaron from a great Titan pass rush. I think they can. Packers 27, Titans 13.
You've seen Derrick Henry, right? He's not especially subtle. And he's been at it for a long time. Here's some footage of a very young Henry trying his hand at rugby:
Now, having said that, the last time the Titans came to Green Bay the Packers did a very nice job on stopping the frightening Mr. Henry. So perhaps it will go well again. The key will be keeping the Titan offense off the field. While the quick strikes to Christian Watson were thrilling to see, ground and pound is the order of the day. The Packers are capable of doing that. Will they? Packers 27, Titans 20.
And now, time for me to laugh at the Cowboys. God, it was great to be on the right end of Mike McCarthy not knowing how to coach. Calling a pass play when Tony Pollard was shredding us all afternoon just doesn't make sense. We tried to warn you, Cowboys fans. But we had an agenda and were told he had changed. Skip Bayless, it was great to see you face reality that your team was flawed. Aaron lives rent free in your head, and watching your show for the meltdown you had was great television. Every single year you hype up this team as a contender, but they fall flat. Long may it continue.
Skip is pushing 70. That means he was a kid during the Lombardi era. I continue to believe those 1960s Packers traumatized him in a way that is almost pathological.
Speaking of pathological, we turn our attention to all the other haters of the Packers like Mike Florio, who were very quiet this week. Florio always hates on us and calls us out for crap that he would never call out other teams for, and to see him eat crow gives me great joy. Florio, you are a hack who lets your fandom inform your writing on your website. Just like other Vikings fans, you let the Packers live rent free in your heads, and in a classic Vikings fan move, you enjoy watching the Packers fail more than you enjoy seeing the Vikings win. I don't know what NBC sees in you, but if you can't cover every NFL team in a fair and objective manner, then you aren't a journalist. Unlike you, I'm not a journalist. You may have published a book claiming how the NFL really works, but there is a reason why the Packers fanbase hates you. You might want to think about why.
I doubt he will take you up on that invitation, or even read this, but I'm glad you make that distinction. You are an honest shameless homer, a rare thing indeed.
It's who I am, Geritol Fan. It's what I do. Meanwhile, we will back to discuss some more games at our normal time. Ben out.
That performance last week in Detroit was a complete joke. And I have some words for some people. You have been warned. This might get spicy.
Uh-oh -- Ben is breaking it all out:
Pour on the flavor
Spicy, but certainly not salt-free.
Oh, it's been salty all season.
Meanwhile, this week has the most important rivalry in college football. It's called the Bronze Turkey Game, not something else.
I'm going to call it something else for sure.
I am feeling the HYYYYYYYPPEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. It's time to watch me work.
Northwestern Purple Nerds Voodoo (+15.5) vs. Minnesota Golden Elite Rowers of the Boat It wasn't easy sailing for the Gophers in Lincoln, but the Gophers got it done against the Huskers. The big question is who is going to start at quarterback between Morgan and his backup. But it shouldn't matter too much who Row The Boat Fleck chooses. Northwestern is horrible and won't pull off any of their nerd voodoo this week. But if they did, that would be hilarious. Row Row Row Your Boat Elitely 56, Purple Nerds 0.
Northwestern is not good. They dragged Ohio State into the Ryan Field tar pit a bit last weekend, but that was a fluke. And Fleck can handle flukes. Gophers 38, Northwestern 7.
Beloved Wisconsin Badgers (-1.5) vs. Iowa Hawkeyes Last week went pretty well for the Badgers against Maryland despite the wind causing problems all day in Madison. Iowa has gotten back on track, but the Iowa offense still is a work in progress. Brian Ferentz only has the job because of nepotism, and long may it continue. This rivalry game is often decided in the trenches, and Iowa City is going to be a tough out as it has been in the past. The Badgers should win another physical contest. In fact, I even found a nature documentary.
You'll thank me later. Badgers 31, Hawkeyes 27.
Marlin Perkins will have none of that. Iowa, as usual, has an excellent defense, but they have an offense that is a crime against humanity. So your predicted score makes no sense. However, this one does. Badgers 14, Hawkeyes 12.
The Bronze Turkey Game: Monmouth College Scots (NL) vs. Knox College Prairie Fire This is one of the oldest rivalries in the history of the NCAA across all the divisions, and is the most important Knox game all year. Now, you can tell me that the inferior school down the road known as Monmouth has won 22 straight. You can also tell me that the Scots are trying to get a share of the conference title and potentially play in the D3 playoffs. But just remember one thing. This Knox team is at .500 and is competitive, and streaks are made to be broken. No matter what happens, I graduated from the better school. Once, when I was eating in the cafeteria at Knox, I got myself a salad. Monmouth gave me a degree in nutrition with highest honors. Knox 31, Scots are Trash 0.
Ah, it's the Turkey Shoot! And Knox is hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! It won't be that bad, of course, but if you see any helicopters over Galesburg, you'd best find cover. Monmouth 42, Knox 17.
Minnesota Vikings (+3) vs. Buffalo Bills So the Vikings are Super Bowl contenders according to the KFAN Vikings Politburo, the Pravda of the Minnesota sports media. As much as I would normally laugh at the Vikings enablers in the media, they have a point. But now they have to go to Buffalo, a Super Bowl contender as well. We all know what happened in Philly back in September, but there is a twist this time. Josh Allen's status is up in the air, and the Vikings could be looking at Case Keenum. Yes, the same guy who was the author of the Minneapolis Miracle, where I have to remind you that that single play covered up the Vikings blowing a 17 point lead, allowing the Vikings and their fans to disrespect the Eagles and get smoked the next week. But I digress. The Vikings can quiet the doubters, but this will be difficult. Nobody Circles The Wagon Like the Buffalo Bills 24, Vikings Gonna Viking 10.
I don't know what will happen, but if the Bills win the game on a last-second Keenum to Diggs touchdown pass, I will laugh my butt off. Vikings have won all the close games this year. Not sure they can sustain that, even if they aren't looking at Josh Allen this week. Bills 24, Vikings 19.
Dallas How Bout Them Cowboys? (-4.5) vs. Glorious Green Bay Packers So last week didn't go well, and I have words for certain people. The good news is that some of the wounded will go, and this game wasn't flexed out because of the ratings the game will get. Mike McCarthy returns to Lambeau for the first time since we fired him in 2018. Despite the ending of his tenure, McCarthy did win us a Super Bowl among other great things, and he is the best coach the Packers have had in my lifetime after Mike Holmgren. The Cowboys are good, but there is good news for the Packers. McCarthy still makes bonehead decisions at times, and has wasted talented Cowboys teams. This is the last chance saloon, and the Packers have nothing to lose. Just like in 2009, the Packers were in dire straits facing the Cowboys at Lambeau, and won that day. Skip Bayless is going to be a fun watch on Monday. Packers 38, Cowboys 24.
I so want to pick the Packers. I really do. But they have no receivers available, their offensive line is a mess and they have lost about three key contributors on defense. And Dallas comes in healthy with something to prove. And so they shall. Cowboys 31, Packers 20.
And now, it's time for a Very Special Comment. There are four indviduals who need to be on the hot seat in Green Bay. This list isn't in order, as all four men are culpable in some way.
Aaron Rodgers, you need to put down the bong and produce. You are getting paid 50 million a year, and you have gotten the organization to bend to your will. You haven't been good with the young receivers, and you had a pathetic performance against the Lions. You knew that this season was going to be about getting used to your weapons without Davante. Maybe instead of spending the summer going on every single damn podcast and playing golf with Gisele's ex, Allen, and Mahomes, you should have attended OTAs and worked to get on the same page with your weapons. You are becoming late stage Brett. You are the leader of this team, and goddammit, you need to start acting like one instead of bitching to the media. This might make me a wanted man, but it's time to strongly consider moving on from Aaron and giving someone else a shot to play quarterback. Maybe Love, or someone else.
What's not to Love?
Pay no attention to the old dude -- this is my comment. Matt LaFleur's decision making last week was some of the most baffling I have ever seen from a Packers head coach. Four trips to the red zone, and not a single point came out of any of those trips? Calling a tackle eligible pass on 4th and goal? Not telling Aaron to just pick up first downs on the last drive instead of going for the downs? Still not running the ball enough after being called out about it for weeks? That is snobbery, and this team ain't good enough. At some point, get back to basics first and master them before trying to prove how clever you are. He is falling into the same trap that Mike Sherman fell into in 2005. If the Packers miss the playoffs, he should be fired for his refusal to adjust to what he has and not maximizing the chances of success. That's his job, and what we hired him to do. Maybe it's time to take away Aaron's ability to change the plays, or have him give up calling plays. But he won't do it, and continue to bury his head in the sand as this team burns around him and he doesn't do the basic jobs as a head coach.
Joe Barry, your defense was supposed to be the strength of the team this year. I get that there have been injuries, but there is no increased pressure, and we allowed a broken Jared Goff too much time, and were soft against the run. It turns out hiring the defensive coordinator of the 0-16 Lions wasn't a smart idea. Considering LaFleur basically hands the defense to you, I expect a hell of a lot better. Have fun being the yearly organizational sacrifice of a coordinator like Pettine Prevent, Shaun Slocum, and Maurice Drayton. You may want to polish up your page on the ol' LinkedIn.
Gutey, you are falling into the same traps that Tradedown Ted had. Some of these contracts have been questionable, and every unit somehow looks worse despite you continuing to follow the draft and develop mantra that this organization talks about. Failing to get a wideout at the deadline is weak sauce. I don't care what other teams were asking for, go and get them. This team is in a win now mode, and other teams have made moves at the deadline to improve. Instead of hoarding the draft picks, you should have offered the Steelers more than what the Bears offered for Claypool, or even gone after someone similar to him. You should be fired, and it's time to go outside the Ron Wolf tree. And no, John Schneider is not leaving Seattle. Those draft picks you saved? Maybe someone else will be using them.
Mark Murphy, you know what a winning culture is when you played in DC for Joe Gibbs in the 1980s, when you were athletic director at Colgate when they won consecutive Patriot League basketball titles with Adonal Foyle and Jack Bruen, and when you oversaw Pat Fitzgerald at Northwestern. Your job is to run the organization for the shareholders, and the refusal to make necessary changes means that I expect you to hand in your resignation effective now. Not in a couple of years, but now. You hired everyone I have mentioned in some way, shape or form. Bob Harlan changed everything when he made the right hires, and made the fans believe that we would get back to what the organizational standards are. The Packers are the team who has won the most championships, and have always strived to have the best of everything in the NFL where we can win championships, and that no matter who is in the key positions, that the high standards of the organization are being met. This team isn't meeting the Packers tradition of excellence. And if you want to know why, I can send you a mirror.
It's time for all of those men I have mentioned to leave, and find people who can return this team to being in position to successfully get the 14th world title. Our number one goal every year is to bring the Lombardi trophy home. There is a cancer within the organization, and it needs to be purged now for the betterment of the team. I used to trust all 5 of those men, but no longer. I will thank them for their contributions to the Packers, but the fans and shareholders deserve better. Only a real fan would say that, even though it hurts. But truths need to be addressed.
Okay. I am not sure you can fire everyone, but I understand why you feel the way you do. I am glad you weren't around for the 1970s and the 1980s, because there was only false hope. We'll see what the rest of this year brings.
Fair enough. Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out.
Well despite a pretty good second half, it turns out that the spirits who told me that the Packers won were from a different dimension all right. It's onto Detroit for the Packers.
A reminder about the nature of spirits appears to be in order. Take it away, Orson Welles!
I'm not saying you were channeling your inner Welles, young fella, but ya know...
Fortunately, I wasn't around for that. Ahhh, the French! What the heck is that, anyway?
I'd like to see an updated version with Paul Finebaum, actually.
Funny you should mention that. Finebaum and the rest of the SEC shills are already in overdrive hyping up Georgia and Tennessee this weekend. Just wait until The Game on Thanksgiving weekend for a Game of the Century.
How can we have a Game of the Century every year?
You're thinking too much, Geritol Fan! Have some Paul Masson, maybe? Otherwise, get with the program, because I am feeling the HYYYYPPPEEEEEE, and ready to pick some games. Watch me work.
Minnesota Golden Elite Rowers of the Boat (-14.5) vs. Nebraska Remember The 1990s Huskers Remember when Scott Frost was going to return the glory days to Nebraska? It turns out that the delusional Huskers fans forgot that the only way the glory days were coming back to Lincoln was on VHS tapes. The Gophers were able to easily rout Rutgers last weekend, but are going to need a miracle to win the West. They should win in a hostile environment at Memorial Stadium, but this is the type of game that PJ has stumbled in before. Row Row Row Your Boat Elitely 17, Tom Osborne Aint Coming Through That Door 10.
I don't know what to make of Nebraska, but they aren't that good. The Gophers aren't as good as they were advertised to be, but they should be good enough this week. Gophers 31, Nebraska 16.
Maryland Terps (+5) vs. Beloved Wisconsin Badgers Well, the Badgers have gotten through their bye week and look like they could be going bowling. The win against Purdue was mighty impressive, and getting Allen back healthy after the bye will be a big boost. Maryland is a team that has talent, but they are the team in the conference that is most often called enigmatic, because you never know who is going to show up. Tua's brother is a good quarterback, but I think the Badgers should win comfortably before getting in some rivalry games down the stretch. Badgers 42, Terps 0.
Terps will score. Can they defend? Not sure. The interesting thing about tomorrow is the weather forecast for Madison:
Batten down those hatches, kids
I don't think an aerial circus is gonna work so well. Ground and pound, y'all. Wisconsin 31, Maryland 20.
Tennessee Volunteers (+8) vs. Georgia Bulldogs So obviously this game is going to be a huge one on a number of fronts. I believe that the winner of the SEC East will come out of this game, the SEC winner will come out of this game, the national championship picture will become clearer, and Hendon Hooker could take a big step to cementing his candidacy as the Heisman trophy favorite. Most people didn't think that the Vols were going to be this good, but they've answered every question and looked very impressive offensively against Alabama and Kentucky in particular. But the worry is that Tennessee has played all of their important games in Knoxville. This game is in Athens, and Georgia has plenty of big game experience befitting their title as defending national champions and a very decorated senior class. I think that the Georgia defense will assert themselves early and often, and the Vols will drop out of national title contention. Bulldogs 31, Vols 3.
The world has been waiting for someone named Hendon Hooker. Reminds me of one of my all-time favorite old NFL players:
Keep it Fair
I do agree -- Georgia has to be the favorite in Athens. Georgia 34, Tennessee 26.
Minnesota Vikings (-3) vs. Washington Gridlocks So the Vikings were able to win against the Cardinals as I predicted, even though Arizona was able to hang in there a lot longer than most Vikings fans would have wanted to. I don't know how much the Vikings will use their new toy TJ Hockensen, but they should be fine regardless. The Gridlocks are better than you think, and could hang in there a lot longer than Vikings fans will be admitting. I don't think they will lose, especially considering Chase Young is in street clothes. It's time to admit that the Vikings are certainly capable of a deep playoff run, which might scare some of the locals who know how that statement ends. But this team might be different. Vikings 27, Gridlocks 20.
I am not convinced -- yet. But maybe. The opportunity is there for the locals, because I don't see a dominant team in the NFC. The Eagles? Maybe. The Vikings are playing free and easy right now. That might be enough during the regular season. And it should be enough this weekend. Vikings 28, Washington 17.
Glorious Green Bay Packers (-3.5) vs. Detroit LOLions The Packers dug themselves too big a hole in the first half in Buffalo, but there were some encouraging signs. But the problem is that the front office seemingly sat on their hands at the deadline. Look, I know that it takes two teams to make a deal, and I'm not mad at the Steelers for taking what they thought was the better deal for Chase Claypool. But Gute, you have to at least get somebody. Gute needs to be fired, and honestly we need to get away from the Ted Thompson tree to bring a fresh outlook. The Packers are looking to be a bit healthier for once on the offensive line, and it looks like the running game was able to be effective. My message to the coaching staff and Aaron is to come out and run the ball a bunch early to allow Aaron to get some deep shots later on. I was also encouraged by some of the young receivers at least making some plays in the second half last week. This game could go either way, but I am more confident in the Packers this week. Packers 35, LOLions Gonna LOLion 24.
If the Packers can't win this week, it's over. They can win this week. But this is still not a good football team. Green Bay 21, Detroit 19.
So last week sucked for the Packers, and I can't defend that. But everyone is making a mistake by ignoring the Packers. I expect the disrespect from the local media and certain national voices, but at some point you have to be honest and ask if they are doing this for ratings compared to how they have been treating the Bucs, Rams, and Niners.
Well, there's a reason for it. It's the self-important quarterback with the penchant for dime store mysticism and glass house criticism. He's the kinda guy that draws that sort of attention.
We will talk about one play in particular that irked me, and that is on the coaching staff. Bottom line is that everyone on the team is accountable, and nobody is immune from criticism this week.
True as far as it goes, young fella. And it goes all the way to the Andes.
You really upped your Geritol usage this week, eh?
We definitely need to iron some things out, so to speak.
That was approaching clever, old dude!
I'm trying to keep up. And I brought drinks.
Oh, you're unusual all right. I am feeling the HYYYYYYYYPPPEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. Watch me work.
Rutgers Scarlet Knights (+14) vs. Minnesota Golden Elite Rowers of the Boat Some of the Gophers fans are starting to doubt PJ after the performance in Happy Valley. Now to be fair to him, Tanner Morgan probably would have helped. But it's interesting to me to see the same fans who were so confident in him echoing the same critiques that I've been saying for a year. But people claim that I have an agenda. Rutgers is still trying to build something, and I think that the Gophers should comfortably win before they have to navigate some rivalry games in November. Row Row Row Your Boat Elitely 50, Scarlet Knights 0.
Rutgers is better than you think. But not very good. It will be closer than that. Gophers 28, Rutgers 17.
A School In Columbus (-15.5) vs. Penn State Nittany Lions Fortunately for the Buckeyes, this game is not the Whiteout and is the dreaded Big Noon game on Fox. But me ranting about how Fox takes perfectly good primetime and mid afternoon games to 11 am kicks is a topic for another day. I do think that Ohio State probably is the favorite to win the Big Ten considering that they will play Michigan at the Horseshoe, even if it pains me to admit it. But Ohio State was slowed down by Iowa for a good chunk of the first half and if the Hawkeyes actually had a functioning offense, then the score would have been a lot closer. Penn State has the functioning offense, and they have half a chance. Remember, Penn State isn't out of the hunt in the East by any stretch. Also remember that Ohio State hasn't played a difficult road test all year. One more thing, Buckeyes. If you don't win the Big Ten this year, I have something special in store for you. Penn State 42, Jim Harbaugh Was Right About Ryan Day 31.
Somewhere along the banks of the Oletangy, Ryan Day is cowering in fear of the Benster. Or perhaps not, but anyway... Penn State is a good team. Ohio State is a Death Star. Death Stars can be defeated, but you'd better take your shot carefully. Ohio State 38, Penn State 24.
Arizona Cardinals (+3.5) vs. Minnesota Vikings I think it's fair to say at this point that the Vikings are a legit contender at the top of the NFC. They've won all the games that they should have, and the Eagles loss looks more like a bad night at the office in light of how well the Eagles have played. The Arizona Cardinals are frauds, and it amazes me how people consider them as an elite team. Kliff Kingsbury has failed upwards at every stage of his career, Kyler Murray ain't elite, and this team relies on gimmicks to win instead of a cohesive playbook. Even the Colin Kaepernick 49ers, who I was critical of, at least got to a Super Bowl before imploding. They are the Moneyball era Oakland A's, who you might remember had the good fortune to develop 3 ace level starting pitchers, two young sluggers, and winning 20 consecutive games, yet couldn't advance out of the ALDS once in 4 years, and still Billy Beane gets hailed as a genius. Same thing with the Cardinals. The Vikings will win this game comfortably, and until the Cardinals actually do something, I don't ever want to hear another single analyst ever call the Cardinals legit. Vikings 35, Cardinals Are Just Another Desert Mirage -9000.
I don't know that I've heard anyone call the Cardinals legit, at least this season. They are okay, I guess. The Vikings are good enough to the win the NFC North, but I'm not buying them as a Super Bowl contender; they have figured out how to do enough to win, but the level of competition has not been strong thus far. They are good enough to win this game, though. Vikings 27, Cardinals 23.
Glorious Green Bay Packers (+10.5) vs. Buffalo Bills The Packers are up against it this week, no question. No Lazard, to start. Add that the Packers haven't won in Buffalo at any point in their history, and they are playing a Super Bowl contender. But the Packers aren't going to fold like the tables that Bills Mafia like to break. The Packers haven't lost a regular season game in primetime since 2019. They also have climbed out of holes similar to this in the past, and Aaron is due for one of his transcendent games. The Bills are also a team that hasn't been perfect. They had a loss to the Dolphins where they failed at clock management, and they were lucky to escape the Ravens. Look, you can call me a delusional homer. But as a wise man once said, "Don't let us win tonight". Packers 21, Nobody Circles The Wagons Like the Buffalo Bills 3.
I'd like to believe you. Really, I would. But I don't believe you. The Packers have not been good at all on offense and the defense can't get off the field. I am not seeing a very good football team at the moment. Could they turn it around? Eventually, they could. But they are running out of time and they aren't going to win on Sunday. Bills 34, Packers 20.
And now, time for me to talk about last week. So the biggest mistake the Packers made was on the 4th down call. I don't have a problem with the Packers going out of shotgun if Aaron is uncomfortable with getting the ball under center because of his apparent thumb injury. If it was a running play to Aaron Jones or AJ Dillon and it gets stopped, then at least you are trying a high percentage play. I also don't have a problem if they call a high percentage play and the other guys make a play, then that's just a bad roll of the dice. But trying a pass out of that call to a covered receiver? What in the actual-- are you trying to do, Matt? Crap like that is arrogance, and we ain't good enough to be arrogant. You need to at least play to our strengths right now, and you ain't doing that.
No, he ain't.
By the way, I think the Phillies are going to beat the cheaters from Houston in 6 games in the Fall Classic. Ben out.
You know it isn't good when I have some words for the Packers over last week. The Badgers are excused because they didn't fold at Spartan Stadium and lost because Sparty won it entirely on merit. And nobody on the team is excused from criticism.
Not around here. The Benster is a noted hanging judge.
Roy Bean had nothing on the Benster, except a better hat
Are you capable of cultural references that don't go back a half century?
Based on the available evidence, no.
Jeez, chug some Geritol, wouldya? Meanwhile the Gophers are facing what might be the most important road game of Fleck's tenure in Happy Valley against a Penn State team that is probably going to come out angry.
Whiteout at Beaver Stadium? That should be fun.
I am feeling the HYYYYYYYPPPEEEEE! and ready to pick some games. Watch me work.
Minnesota Golden Elite Rowers of the Boat (+5.5) vs. Penn State Nittany Lions So the Gophers aren't out of the picture in terms of getting to Indy, but last week was a discouraging game in Champaign. The big question is if both Tanner Morgan and Sean Clifford are going to play. Also of note is that the Gophers are going into the Whiteout tomorrow night, and Beaver Stadium turns from a very tough place to play to another level. I expect that both teams are going to be desperate, and while I can see the Gophers winning, I revert to the classic theory of this feature. When in doubt, go with the desperate team at home. And this game isn't downtown. Nittany Lions 28, Row Row Row Your Boat Elitely 21.
Gophers have a chance; they are a veteran team and they know how to play. Penn State is tough to beat under those circumstances. The psychology is key here. Fleck fancies himself a master psychologist, but he's not dealing with Mr. Carlin from the Bob Newhart Show here. Penn State 31, Minnesota 23.
Purdon't Spoilermakers (+1.5) vs. Beloved Wisconsin Badgers You can't blame last week on Allen's fumble, as there was plenty of plays that led to the result. Big credit to Graham Mertz for getting us to overtime. Purdue is a lot better than expected, but over the years they haven't beaten Wisconsin ever since Scott Starks forced the fateful fumble in Ross Ade in 2004. What the Badgers are going to need is a better performance from Mertz throughout the game, and to channel what we saw against Northwestern. Badgers 31, Spoilermakers 10.
Best chance Purdue has had in years, as you say. Won't matter. Badgers 34, Boilermakers 24.
Glorious Green Bay Packers (-4.5) vs. Washington Gridlocks So last week was the worst performance by a Packers team at Lambeau I have ever seen, and I attended a game where the quarterback matchup was Famous Jameis and Brett Hundley. But that will be for later for pacing reasons. Washington has been in the news for other reasons as Dan Snyder is somehow still an owner of a NFL franchise. When the Gridlocks are more corrupt than the federal government, you know that is bad. Taylor Heinicke will get the start, and I'm sure that the Gridlocks front seven will be looking to get some pressure on Aaron. This game is one that the Packers need, and they will get it. If they don't get it, I might have to do something that I really don't want to do. Packers 42, Gridlocks 0.
Something you really don't want to do? Being realistic? Packers are a mess right now. Either they are playing possum or the wheels have come off the wagon. Better get that Commanders line blocked or it's gonna be ugly. Packers 24, Washington Whatevers 21.
Bear Down Chicago Da Bearz Still Suck (+8) vs. New England Cheatriots Since the Vikings are on bye and the Vikings approved KFAN personalities like Dan Barreiro and Nordo will get a week off from getting the KFAN listeners to drink the false hope Kool-Aid, we can talk about the true archrival of the Packers. Da Bearz are still spinning their wheels, and Justin Fields has gone from the savior quarterback who would allow the Bears to run the North to another bust. It's almost like someone could have seen that coming. New England looks like they will get Mac Jones back for this game, but it's clear that the Patriots are deep in a rebuild. You really hate to see it. It's obvious by now that the Hoodie was carried by Gisele's husband, and can't win without cheating. If the NFL owners are so concerned with Dan Snyder's misdeeds, why is the Hoodie still allowed to coach? He has been caught breaking NFL rules multiple times, and Chicago will be checking for deflated footballs according to a news story that came out this week. This ain't NASCAR, where cheating seems to be encouraged. Why am I talking about NASCAR? I don't watch whomever can complete hundreds of circles faster in a car. New England should win, but it's time to kick the Hoodie out of the league if he's caught cheating again. Patriots 24, Bears Still Suck 0.
I actually wish the Bears well. It won't go well. Patriots 17, da Bearz 7.
And now, it's time for a Very Special Comment. You know things are bad for the Packers when I turned the stream off in the 4th quarter last week. This team is deeply flawed, and a couple of people deserve a ton of scrutiny.
Aaron, I love you. But you are holding the team hostage and still think that you can win the game by yourself like you could a few years ago. Father time is undefeated, and you need to trust the offense. Last week, I saw Aaron keep going for the downs every time instead of taking what was presented to him. You have two good running backs, and you don't need to carry the offense as much. Trust the playcalling, and take the short stuff. You have too much power on this team, and I'm worrying that you are turning into late stage Big Ben, where the Steelers didn't transition gracefully because they couldn't move past a franchise icon. It would also be good if you were easier on the rookies on the outside, and just let the offense come to you and pick your spots. You are a captain and leader, it is time to act like it.
I don't think that LaFleur is doing a good job in using his best weapons. Aaron Jones hasn't been getting a lot of touches, which considering he might be the best weapon we have on offense is a bad look. If you are considered this offensive guru like everyone says you are, adjust your playcalling. Run the ball more, and take the ball out of Aaron's hands for a bit. I expect more from you, and you've let me down last week. A head coach is supposed to get the most out of his talent, and he hasn't. The defense looks soft, and you need to tell the defensive coaches to tighten that crap out. In fact, you should consider stopping calling plays for a game to get more involved on defense.
I said in January that 2021 might have been the last chance with this core. I wished that was wrong, but I was wrong. If this team misses the playoffs, it's time to consider everyone for replacement and rebuild.
I agree 100% That's a first, I guess.
You're capable of learning, Old Dude! Who knew? Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out.
So the Badgers actually can win comfortably at Ryan Field? Wonders never cease.
Well, Northwestern is terrible, so....
Meanwhile, the Packers need to actually figure their crap out and have some things to answer for.
I didn't see a moment of the game last week. I'm happy with that, actually.
I am feeling the HYYYYYPPEEEEE that Jim Leonhard might actually be the answer.
First week was good. This week is a better test. We'll see.
It's time to pick some games. Watch me work.
Minnesota Golden Elite Rowers of the Boat (-7) vs. Illinois Fighting Illini Well, the Gophers got some good news over the bye week as Mohammed Ibrahim will be coming back after getting hurt a couple weeks ago. PJ knows that the waters are getting choppy for his boat as Illinois is probably the favorite to win after pulling out an ugly victory last week over Iowa, and next week the Gophers will have to survive the Whiteout in Beaver Stadium. Memorial Stadium will be rocking once again, and the Gophers will have to play a lot better than their stinker of a game against Purdue two weeks ago. This game could go either way, but the warning for both of these teams is that objects in your rearview mirror are closer than they appear. Gophers 24, Cheating Illini 17.
Give Illinois credit -- they have an excellent defense, including a couple of linemen who may be able to play on Sundays. But they aren't a great team overall. I think the Gophers are better, but it will be a test down in Chambana. If the Gophers are able to block, they win. If not... Illini 24, Gophers 20.
Beloved Wisconsin Badgers (-7.5) vs. Michigan State Sparty The Spartans I don't know if Northwestern is flat out terrible or the Badgers just played a lot better, but last week was very positive. There was a ton of energy for the Badgers, the offensive line was able to block a lot better, the play calling was more creative and timely, and Graham Mertz had his best game since he became the starter. Sparty is going to be a much more difficult matchup, and they are smarting from getting their clocked cleaned by the Buckeyes. Mel Tucker might be the most overpaid coach in the history of the Big Ten in regards to his contract. The guy had one good year, and got handed a huge contract that is at national title winning coach money. If that doesn't tell you about how stupid some of the money is, I have oceanfront property in Wyoming to sell you. Sparty this year is down, but they are a better team than Northwestern, and this game will be a tough one to dig out in a hostile Spartan Stadium. But if Jim Leonhard and company can keep it up, delusional homers like myself will believe that a miracle can happen. Badgers 35, Sparty 21.
I don't know what to say about the Badgers. I think they are better than they have shown, but they aren't great. I think they win this week, because Michigan State does not look particularly impressive, but it's not going to be easy. Badgers 24, Spartans 20.
Tottenham Hotspur (NL) vs. Everton Football Club How about a little Premier League action? Since I am an Everton supporter and the Old Dude supports Spurs, it makes sense to pick this game. Tottenham managed to avoid a disaster in the Champions League with a 3-2 win against Frankfurt and put themselves in a good position to top their group. We lost against Manchester United last week, but with no midweek action should have all of our guys ready to go. Look, a win is going to be difficult at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, but Frank Lampard has really figured out what Everton's best team is. All I ask is that Richy doesn't score against us. But knowing that Everton finds new and exciting ways to let me down, that is a distinct possibility. See losing 4-0 to Minnesota United with me in attendance this summer. But the good news is that Spurs also can bottle it at times. Everton 3, Tottenham 1.
Uh, no. Spurs are the far superior side. And they will demonstrate it. Spurs 3, Everton 0.
Minnesota Vikings (-3.5) vs. Miami Tuna Net Victims The Vikings will catch a bit of a break with it only being 84 degrees and rain in the forecast, and I'm sure that they have prepared to play a warm game in Florida at midday in the Eastern Time Zone. The thing that most Vikings fans won't admit is that they have dodged major bullets the last few weeks in games that they should have won comfortably. The Dolphins may not have their two top quarterbacks going, but Mike McDaniel has been a Coach of the Year frontrunner for my money. I think the Vikings can win, but the Vikings can't keep living this dangerously for long in this league. Vikings 31, Sorry Charlie 10.
Not sure who is going to be the quarterback for the Dolphins this week, but they will play the Vikings tough. Kirk better bring his A game. Vikings 24, Dolphins 20.
New York J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS (+7.5) vs. Glorious Green Bay Packers Last week reminded me of the Niner implosion, and that's concerning that these issues keep coming up. I think Aaron's thumb will be fine, but he needs to stop trying to go for the downs like he did in the second half and trust the game plan. As for LaFleur, while I think he's still doing a great job, his refusal to stick with the running game in the second half was baffling and was rightly called out. The problem that the Packers have is that they need to recognize that Aaron Jones and Quadfather are more than capable of carrying this offense, and we need to commit to this. The Jets are looking better, and Robert Saleh has been a tough matchup for us. I think that the Packers can win, but there are major issues that this team has to get fixed. What is it with this team and getting involved in turmoil? Packers 42, Jets 0.
I love the Packers, but they are overrated. They will have a fight on their hands. I think they win, but it won't be easy. Packers 24, Jets 20.
Uh, old dude?
Yes?
Did you pick every game with the same score?
Seemed right to me.
You're a strange old man. You know that?
I learned from the best:
Did not know you worked for Dudley Moore! Maybe there's hope for you yet. Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out!
Well, I was planning to share my thoughts about the disaster last week at Camp Randall, but Wisconsin actually fired Paul Chryst. I get why the wider college football community is surprised, but the issues were there if you looked beyond the surface. While I still maintain that Chryst will be fondly remembered for his success with the Badgers, this was a change that probably needed to be made for the sake of the program.
Surprisingly reasonable take! I agree, the rot had set in.
This edition of our favorite football feature is going early on because D is going to be on assignment this weekend. I hope that he has fun.
I'll take pictures and stuff like that.
I am feeling the HYYYYYYYPPPEEEE! and ready to pick some games. And at the end, I will share a list of people who I think the Badgers should take a look at besides Jim Leonhard, who will have an extended job interview. Watch me work.
Beloved Wisconsin Badgers (-10) vs. Northwestern Wildcats So last week went horribly wrong in so many ways. Quite honestly, the coaching situation will get more coverage than what happens on the field. The good news is that the Badgers have had some time to get used to the new reality and have nothing to lose the rest of the year. The bad news is that this game is at Ryan Field. The Badgers not only normally struggle against the Purple Nerds, but Ryan Field is a stadium where the Badgers stumble at for reasons unknown to man. Leonhard will be approaching this as a job interview, and while this won't be easy, this is a game that the Badgers can win. Badgers 24, Purple Nerds 13.
History proves the Badgers struggle at Ryan Field even when they have a good team. The 2022 Badgers are, based on available evidence, not a good team. However, the Wildcats are channeling the late 70s era when Northwestern was dismal every year. That won't continue forever, but it will continue this week. Badgers get a bounce from having a new coach, so... Badgers 27, Wildcats 14.
Knox College Prairie Fire, Baby! (NL) vs. Beloit College Bucs So this is Beloit's homecoming weekend, and Strong Stadium will packed with alums like the Old Dude hoping that the Bucs can get it going. Both teams are 0-3 in conference play, but Knox has been at the very least semi competitive. Beloit is trying to get better, but it's going to take some time. I'll be honest, I'm a Knox alum, and won't pick against the Fire. We might be a soccer school, but we should win this one. Knox 28, Beloit 14.
You're right, your Knox squad should win. Beloit hasn't won a game in a few years. They are showing signs of improvement, but getting beat soundly instead of destroyed may not be sufficient progress to beat a middling opponent. Just because of loyalty, I say... Beloit 24, Knox 21.
Bear Down Chicago Da Bearz Still Suck (+7.5) vs. Minnesota Vikings The Vikings did end up winning, and despite what the folks in New Orleans will tell you it wasn't because of the zebras. It is Kirktober, which is good news for both the Vikings and my fantasy team. Da Bearz are a mess. Justin Fields was supposed to be the savior who would return the Bears to 1985. To nobody's surprise, that hasn't happened. Fields looks bad, and Gino is already looking for another savior quarterback in next year's draft. The Vikings should roll this one to keep pace in the NFC North. But a word of warning, the Vikings have had two straight narrow escapes, and that is living dangerously. This game is like a trapdoor in a Scooby Doo episode if they are not careful. Da Bearz Still Suck 31, Vikings 28.
Here's a look at the Vikings studying the Bears playbook:
Kevin O'Connell should really consider an ascot
The Bears aren't completely terrible; they have won twice this season. But what is happening to Justin Fields is franchise malpractice. They are giving him no support and it's evident that no one in the organization has any trust in him. Perhaps that is justified; I'm not in the coaching meetings. But the Bears are never going to move forward until they figure out offensive football, as opposed to being offensive generally. Vikings should cruise. Vikings 27, Bears 10.
New York Football Giants (+8) vs. Glorious Green Bay Packers, in London For the first time since 1994 against the Falcons, the Packers will be playing a true home game away from Lambeau Field in the regular season. To all the European Packers fans, you have one very important job. Give us as much home field advantage as possible. The Giants have gotten better, but are banged up in the passing game. Considering the defense struggled against the Patriots on the ground last week, Saquon could be a problem. The Packers didn't play well last week, and Aaron in particular needs to step it up after two subpar games. I think the Packers are due for a comfortable win, and should get it. Packers 42, Giants 24.
As readers of this feature may know, I am a supporter of Tottenham Hotspur, the club whose home stadium will host this game. It's going to be odd to see the Packers in this venue, but it's a newish stadium designed specifically for football, so it should be comfortable. The Giants are somehow 3-1, but no one takes them seriously. I suggest the Packers do, because while they are 3-1 they haven't shown they are a top echelon team at any point this season. Packers 31, Giants 20.
And now, time for my list of who I want to see the Badgers hire. And Jim Leonhard is excluded because he will get every chance to get the interim tag removed down the road. This list is in no particular order.
Lance Leipold: Hot name, has done a great job at Kansas. Has Wisconsin roots thanks to his time at Whitewater.
Chris Petersen: Proven winner with Boise State and Washington, and would bring connections to the West Coast that would help once the LA schools join the conference.
Chris Klieman: Great job at NDSU, and has done a great job at K State replacing a popular coach in Bill Synder.
Dan Mullen: Quarterback guru who has developed Tebow, Kyle Trask, and Dak among others. Won at both Florida and Mississippi State. Would bring connections in the South and a new philosophy on offense.
Luke Fickell: Broke the glass ceiling with the Bearcats, and knows the conference thanks to his time with the Buckeyes.
Dave Aranda: Was a great defensive coordinator in Madison, and would bring ties in the state of Texas for recruiting.
Matt Rhule: Had success rebuilding Temple and Baylor, and is likely on the hot seat with the Panthers. Better coach in college as well.
Eric Bieniemy: Bold hire who would bring an NFL style offense to Madison. Everyone talks about him as a hot candidate, why not see what he can do in college? Plus, he could sell his NFL experience to elite high school quarterback recruits.
Jake Dickert: We saw what he is doing in Pullman first hand. Wisconsin native and could be our version of Fleck.
Bronco Mendenhall: Used to dealing with recruiting on strict standards based on his time at UVA and BYU.
Todd Monken: Besides being a Knox alum, he has done a great job with the Georgia offense and I'm surprised his name hasn't come up more.
Shawn Clark: Doing a great job at App State and would be a dark horse candidate to watch.
That's my list.
My only suggestion is to avoid these guys:
We disagree with your picks, Benster
Good advice, old dude! Enjoy your football this weekend. Ben out.
