Sunday, July 13, 2008

If you happen to see. . .



The Nightwriter wandering around the streets in a daze, clutching a bottle of this stuff, take pity on the poor fellow. He touched the third rail, and we aren't talking about his recent experiments involving public transportation.

2 comments:

Night Writer said...

Hey, there's none of that over-the-counter, turn-your-hair-to-straw stuff around here. The Mall Diva gets the professional grade coloring agents, and I think there's even a secret chant or something you're supposed to say before applying it. The less I know, the better.

Mark Heuring said...

Glad to hear it, NW. If I were to dabble in that sort of thing, I'd probably get mine from Valspar.

And I agree - where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.