Over at HotAir
They are doing some Nancy
Pelosi haiku.
I wrote a bunch on
the post there, but decided
to bring them over here,
Now I have made a
Post of them on my own blog
Here is what I wrote:
Represent Frisco
But dying in Washington
Save me, Steve McQueen
I am queen of the
San Francisco Democrats
Bow to me, dammit
The fascist regime’s
Not in London, Sex Pistols
No future for you
*****
Now I offer this
Cautionary tale to my own
Representative
Betty McCollum
Stares slackjawed in disbelief
Botox acolyte
Don’t hitch your wagon
To the lying sack of crap
Speaker of the House
Thought your seat was safe?
Automatic union votes
Guarantee your job?
Now the stench is part
Of you. Now we tell the tale.
You’ve no place to hide
If you want to play
Feel free to join in the fun
Write it haiku style
Put your best shot in
The comments section. The beat
Is five seven five.
6 comments:
This is eerie. I'm planning on having a haiku contest at the bachelor party tonight.
A haiku contest?
At the party this evening?
I like my chances
Meet the new bosses.
They supported torture too.
Just like the old boss.
O hypocrisy!
Good to see you're doing well.
Now go away please.
Smearing opponents
With nothing but your own filth.
Nancy Pelosi.
Poet Picklesworth
Understands meter and rhyme
Nicely done, good sir!
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