Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Apologies to Ernie K-Doe, the Yardbirds and Warren Zevon, among many others

Well there's a certain revenue source that Gov. Dayton's been sweet on, a long, long time.

What's its name?

He can't tell you. (Awwww.)

Gov. Mark Dayton said Wednesday that state officials are working on a new source of money to pay the state’s share of the new Minnesota Vikings stadium.

Dayton would not reveal the source of money, but said the plan does not include the team paying a larger share of the new $975 million stadium to be built on the site of the Metrodome

He can't reveal its name, until it's his.

What's its name?

He can't tell you. (Awww.)

He tried to use e-pulltabs time and time again

(Yeah...)

Still no revenue appeared in the end

So there's a certain revenue source he's sweet on a long, long time.

What's its name?

He can't tell you. (Awww.)

I'm afraid not.

2 comments:

3john2 said...

Heh, and double-heh. One morning he must have woken up and said, "I'll do anything to make you my slave."

I'm beginning to suspect that it will take a special session to get the Gov to cough up a "name". And when it's introduced it will say "I thought we were friends."

3john2 said...

And if this devolves to the point where a DFL House, DFL Senate and DFL Governor have to go into special session to find the line between acceptable and unacceptable rape, the next song will be "Running for Cover":
http://youtu.be/E62Nn4u9v5w