They couldn't possibly be worse

I know, right?

Millard Fillmore -- tanned, rested, and ready:

And he's ready to kick all y'all's butts

And if you think that presidential sneer is a problem, we've seen it more recently:

You better put some ice on that

 Our leaders love us, of course:

And I mean that most sincerely

And our next president will be equally happy to see you:

You keep posting those unflattering pictures, peasant. Watch yer back.

Yeah, ol' Millard might be the solution.