Thursday, February 18, 2016

Not exactly Bobby Goldsboro

Popular culture:
Kanye West blasted Taylor Swift as a “fake ass” and called NBC staffers “white m———–s” during his epic meltdown backstage at “Saturday Night Live.”

In an audio clip exclusively obtained by Page Six, Kanye can be heard repeatedly yelling at “SNL” production staff, “Don’t f–k with me,” before branding Swift — who he claims on his new album he made famous — a “fake ass”.

Then the hotheaded rapper went on to proclaim that he is “50 percent more influential” than legendary filmmaker Stanley Kubrick, Pablo Picasso, Paul the Apostle — who was handpicked by Christ to deliver the gospel — and even the notorious drug runner Pablo Escobar.

Kanye can be heard ranting, “Are they f—–g crazy? Whoa by 50 percent [I am more influential than] Stanley Kubrick, Picasso, Apostle Paul, f—–g Picasso and Escobar. By 50 percent more influential than any other human being. Don’t f–k with me. Don’t f–k with me. Don’t f–k with me. By 50 percent dead or alive, by 50 percent for the next 1,000 years. Stanley Kubrick, ‘Ye.
Other people he's 50% more influential than include:

Pauly Shore
Frank Gorshin
My accountant
Any and all remaining Gabor sisters
Your accountant

And most of all, Slim Pickens:

Feel free to add your suggestions in the comments.


Gino said...

He lost me at Kubrick.

Bike Bubba said...

Gotta remember the original guys that made such idiocy famous--Kanye is more important than the Beatles! And, of course, Kim Kardashian.

Side note: I wonder what the over/under is on when they'll divorce. She can't be terribly happy about finding out he's fifty million in debt, and while she's made some idiotic decisions, she isn't a total idiot.

R.A. Crankbait said...

The burrito with extra jalapenos I had last night is more influential in my life than Kanye.

Gino said...

but kanye inspire you to post.

Mr. D said...

Inspire? That's probably not the term I would choose.