For the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy

 Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. There is no defense. It’s irrational. It’s infuriating. It also works as a key pressure point to force the enemy into concessions.

-- Saul Alinsky

Okay, dignity is always a transitory thing, and sometimes you walk right into it:

Time for that ridicule:

Of course, I prefer a different Clinton, who barks far more effectively:

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah.

Or if you'd prefer:

Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack