Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Speaking of naming protocols

This thing is more fun than a bag of hammers:

New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner has vaguely confirmed allegations from gossip website the Dirty that he sent sexually explicit chat messages and photos to additional women. "I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out, and today they have,” he said in a statement. Later, he admitted in a press conference that some of these liaisons happened after he resigned from Congress in 2011.

One of the specific claims in the Dirty’s reports is that Weiner used a Yahoo account with the pseudonym “Carlos Danger” to email photos of his penis—a fact that Weiner has not confirmed or denied.

Want a fantastic online sobriquet like Carlos Danger? You’re in luck. Type your first and last names into the fields below and click “Get My Name” to find your personal pseudonym.
So I typed my name in and it came up with Efraín Trouble; better still, Benster's name came up as Salvador Badass. Go plug your name in and post it in the comments.

4 comments:

3john2 said...

Give Weiner credit, though, for moving his campaign to the cutting edge of social media. Many candidates are still trying to tell you about themselves via lawn signs.

(And R.A. Crankbait doesn't need a badass - or red ass - sobriquet.)

Bike Bubba said...

Maximilliano Death!

jerrye92002 said...

Brother!

Juan Death

Hugo said...

This is fantastic!