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| You may also pull his finger at 50% capacity |
This guy:
Indoor restaurants and bars will stay shut down, but fitness clubs and other venues will reopen under a new plan by Gov. Tim Walz to try to control the spread of COVID-19 and buy time for wide distribution of vaccine against the infectious disease.
But he has a generous offer for those restaurants under his boot:
One concession to the industry was the allowance of outdoor bar and restaurant service at 50% capacity, though that has limited benefit in the heart of Minnesota's winter. Closing time must be 10 p.m., and tables of no more than four people must be kept six feet apart.
Outdoor bar and restaurant service. Beginning on December Fucking 18th. No COVID, but hypothermia. In related news, King Walz is allowing Minnesotans to slide down bannisters at 50% capacity, as long as the bannisters have a razor blade attached on the bottom.
5 comments:
It's for your own good.
Gino
I know, Gino. Walz loves us all, in a very special, Dennis Hopper-in-Blue Velvet way.
Bonus points for Blue Velvet reference.
Now I wanna know who said what....
Gino
It was a spam comment full o’ links. I blow those away as a matter of course.
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