- Insult Red Sox fans and Bruins fans with one comment
- Have one of her operatives knock down a reporter for the Weekly Standard, then attempt to deny that it happened, despite photographic evidence that Coakley saw it happen
- Explain that Catholics who find certain aspects of the medical profession morally troubling should probably work elsewhere
They love their Democrats up in Massachusetts. Do they love them enough to elect Martha Coakley? Guess we're gonna find out.