At last, an explanation

If you've ever wondered how the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy actually works, we now have the answer. Iowahawk turns loose the most noted investigator around, who files this report:

"Come on baby, do I really have to spell it out for you?" said Breitbart, lazily shuddering off another tweet rush. "Everyone knows Anthony Weiner is the most popular, telegenic and effective liberal member of Congress - but also the one with the funniest name. So I hired Allahpundit to kept a 24-hour watch on all of his internet activity. That was Phase One. Phase Two? We waited for his wife to be out and for there to be a gap in his internet activity. Phase Three: we simultaneously hacked all of his social media accounts by guessing his password, and carefully not changing it."

"DedicatedPublicServant9375, isn't it Tony?" sneered Dragon Lady.


"AYGIHN!!!"


"Then it was on to Phase 4," continued Brietbart. "While Weiner was engrossed in a TV hockey game, Ace scaled the wall of his apartment and ambushed him with blunt force trauma to a precise point 2 centimeters to the left of the center base of the skull. This rendered Weiner not only unconscious, but induced amnesia. From there, it was a simple matter of uploading the photoshopped picture and sending it to a random large-breasted coed in Seattle that Weiner was accidentally following."



"And when he came to, he was completely unaware that any of it had happened," I said, slowly grasping what should have been obvious all along. "You monsters knew that Weiner was also the most honest member of Congress - and with his amnesia wouldn't be able to say with 100% certitude that the Weiner pictures weren't his. And as the most frugal member of Congress, you knew he would never want to waste a cent of public money on an FBI investigation."


"Phase Fiverino, Danny baby," grinned Breitbart. "You catch on pretty quick. Call me if you ever want a job."

There's a lot more at the link. Oh, my yes, there's a lot more.