Wednesday, November 01, 2017

Meanwhile, in Lower Manhattan

Another terrorist, using a truck to kill:
A truck-driving terrorist carved a mile-long path of carnage through lower Manhattan, killing eight innocents Tuesday as he plowed down helpless victims on a bike path.

The rented white pickup hopped the curb at W. Houston with ISIS-inspired suspect Sayfullo Saipov drawing a bead on bicyclists as screams filled the Halloween skies and blood stained the pavement.

“God is Great!” The Uzbekistan native shouted in Arabic before a hero cop pumped a bullet into his abdomen, ending the deadly assault on a bright holiday afternoon.

Authorities said he was hospitalized after the shooting, underwent surgery and was expected to survive.
I'm glad he survived. It would be useful to actually interrogate one of these guys to find out why they do what they do and who is doing the actual ISIS-inspiring.

8 comments:

Bike Bubba said...

Bring on the waterboard, and if that doesn't work, the Iron Maiden.

And this is really morbid and cynical, but it strikes me that since the carnage was in a bike lane, this may be what finally wakes up the left to Islamism. Either that, or they'll try to ban Home Depot.

3john2 said...

Maybe he was radicalized by Facebook.

jerrye92002 said...

I was going to say switch him to a diet of ham sandwiches every day, but that won't work. Jihadists are taught they can violate any tenant of Islam if it is to deceive the enemy. And the enemy is us.

Gino said...

the Iron Maiden???
that'll rock his world for sure.

Mr. D said...

and if that doesn't work, the Iron Maiden.

Release the Dokken.

3john2 said...

I was thinking of an injection from .38 Special.

Bike Bubba said...

You guys laugh, but Eddie will get a confession. Either him, or the Harp Twins that Brad saw in concert.

Gino said...

I was thinking of an injection from .38 Special.

i think one from The Sex Pistols should make him compliant.