Wednesday, February 20, 2013

In lieu of actual blogging -- 022013

Writer's Block

What you don't write tells
 agendas not pursued and
vendettas not waged

Yet.

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So I reread that squib and the first part turned out to be an unplanned haiku. Dang, I gotta write more poetry. Watch yer back, Picklesworth. Now, some planned haiku.

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I have six minutes
To devise something clever
Sorry, it's five now

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Mark Dayton likes taxes
He has seen sagging trousers
Hoover that wallet

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How do you get to
A Better Minnesota?
Smear folks on teevee


16 comments:

CousinDan 54915 said...

Sounds like Dayton has read the Saul Alinsky guide.

W.B. Picklesworth said...

By ignoring them
And moving to Iowa
All is much better.

W.B. Picklesworth said...

Whaddya mean, eh?
It's just weird to hear the words
"The Feds think you're cute."

W.B. Picklesworth said...

What is white, grey, brown
-:A Better Minnesota:-
And red all over?

Brian said...

Sadly unversed in
Minnesota politics;
Can't join on topic

Mr. D said...

Brian's knowledge dearth
Is actually a blessing
In this foul context

Mr. D said...

Life is too short for
Minnesota politics
Sven and Ole jokes!

Mr. D said...

Oh, and I almost forgot

Picklesworth opens up
Fearsome poetic chops and
A can of haiku

Mr. D said...

Where's R. A. Crankbait?
This form of juvenalia
Is in his wheelhouse

3john2 said...

Working hard right now
Got to leave Minnesota
for Vegas Sunday

3john2 said...

Guns? I own no guns.
I already lost them all.
Boating accident.

Bike Bubba said...

Why would Dayton care
about job loss? He doesn't
eat at McDonald's!

Gino said...

i'm from CA
and still there
eh...

Anonymous said...

Icarus flew high
To the Minnesota sun
And never came down

W.B. Picklesworth said...

What kind of tart is
A Better Minnesota?
Willing to be bought!

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