Writer's Block
What you don't write tells
agendas not pursued and
vendettas not waged
Yet.
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So I reread that squib and the first part turned out to be an unplanned haiku. Dang, I gotta write more poetry. Watch yer back, Picklesworth. Now, some planned haiku.
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I have six minutes
To devise something clever
Sorry, it's five now
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Mark Dayton likes taxes
He has seen sagging trousers
Hoover that wallet
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How do you get to
A Better Minnesota?
Smear folks on teevee
16 comments:
Sounds like Dayton has read the Saul Alinsky guide.
By ignoring them
And moving to Iowa
All is much better.
Whaddya mean, eh?
It's just weird to hear the words
"The Feds think you're cute."
What is white, grey, brown
-:A Better Minnesota:-
And red all over?
Sadly unversed in
Minnesota politics;
Can't join on topic
Brian's knowledge dearth
Is actually a blessing
In this foul context
Life is too short for
Minnesota politics
Sven and Ole jokes!
Oh, and I almost forgot
Picklesworth opens up
Fearsome poetic chops and
A can of haiku
Where's R. A. Crankbait?
This form of juvenalia
Is in his wheelhouse
Working hard right now
Got to leave Minnesota
for Vegas Sunday
Guns? I own no guns.
I already lost them all.
Boating accident.
Why would Dayton care
about job loss? He doesn't
eat at McDonald's!
i'm from CA
and still there
eh...
Icarus flew high
To the Minnesota sun
And never came down
What kind of tart is
A Better Minnesota?
Willing to be bought!
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