Investigator: Mr. Manson, we need to ask you a few questions concerning the activities of some of your associates.
Manson: We're running a social outreach program here.
Investigator: Are you sure about that? We noticed a little trouble up at Sharon Tate's residence and...
Manson: I've investigated this and there is no evidence of wrongdoing.
Investigator: Okay. Sorry to have troubled you.
A movie set, circa 1976:
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.
Geneva, Switzerland, 2015:
Iran will be allowed to use its own inspectors to investigate a site it has been accused of using to develop nuclear arms, operating under a secret agreement with the U.N. agency that normally carries out such work, according to a document seen by The Associated Press.IAEA official: Let me see what's happening at Parchin.
Obi-Wan Khameini [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see what's happening at Parchin.
IAEA official: We don't need to see what's happening at Parchin.
1 comment:
Maybe add a little blurb about what's going on with Planned Parenthood. It's remarkable how the left is closing ranks whenever a scandal occurs these days--not that conservatives don't do it from time to time as well, but the extent and consistency of closing ranks on the left is frankly stunning to me.
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