Friday, March 09, 2018

Closed circuit to Ted Cruz

This isn't difficult. Your opponent wants to be known as Beto. Just use a creative mispronunciation. If Barack Obama could refer to Sarah Palin's hometown as "Wasilly," Cong. O'Rourke's name simply becomes "Beta."

You're welcome. Carry on.

1 comment:

Bike Bubba said...

Or, since he's Irish-American, you could call him "Paddy O'Rourke". Or perhaps even better, point out his pro-drug, anti-borders rhetoric and what I'd have to guess are a lot of other positions not popular with Texans.