The wildest dreams of the assembled hordes of Bristol, CT have come true. Brett Favre will be reporting to the Packers tomorrow.
The author of the piece I've linked to is Gene Wojciechowski. He wrote a very good book about 20 years ago concerning the sportswriting business. The book is titled Pond Scum and Vultures. I have a copy. Seems pretty prescient, since that's what we've been dealing with throughout this farce.
We'll see you on the field, Brett. You've gotten what you wanted. Now I hope that Mike McCarthy closes practice to the press for the next three weeks and that all the satellite trucks are forced to decamp in Little Suamico. That would be what I want.