Saturday, September 29, 2018

Top 10 Brett Kavanaugh Revelations from Forthcoming FBI Report -- 80s Movie Edition

10. Brett Kavanaugh taped Larry Lester's buns together
9. Brett Kavanaugh put Baby in the corner
8. Brett Kavanaugh is the candy-colored clown they call the Sandman
7. Brett Kavanaugh is on a mission from God
6. Brett Kavanaugh gave this town an enema
5. Brett Kavanaugh slimed me
4. Brett Kavanaugh got the shit kicked out of him in Wisconsin once
3. Brett Kavanaugh can't believe he gave his panties to a geek
2. Brett Kavanaugh thinks the central tenet of Buddhism is every man for himself
1. Brett Kavanaugh made 14 dollars the hard way

3 comments:

Gino said...

Brett Kavanaugh went Up-Down, no side-side. Didnt 'look eye'.

Gino said...

Brett Kavanaugh ordered a pizza delivered to history class.

Brad Carlson said...

He'd really be in deep sh*t if he were the one who destroyed Cameron Frye's dad's Ferrari.