Monday, September 24, 2018

Top Ten Other Things Brett Kavanaugh Has Done

10. "Mr. Brett" at McMartin Pre-School
9. Helped Jack Johnson violate the Mann Act
8. Shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
7. Mocked Chuck Schumer by singing "The Name Game" using Schumer's moniker while at a Yale party
6. Allowed Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle to take the rap for him
5. Physically abused his Sierra Club activist girlfriend
4. Left a woman to drown in an Oldsmobile
3. Shot President Reagan to impress Yale classmate Jodie Foster
2. Gave Sheldon Whitehouse the finger at the Giant Food in the Westwood Shopping Center in Bethesda
1. Had sex with Stormy Daniels while wearing a Donald Trump mask

I would expect Sen. Hirono to level further charges anon.

8 comments:

John said...

I believe he was also overheard whistling "Dixie" by lawyers for the SPLC.

Gino said...

I heard he put the lime in the coconut.

Mr. D said...

I heard he put the lime in the coconut.

Now lemme get this straight.

Mr. D said...

I believe he was also overheard whistling "Dixie" by lawyers for the SPLC.

I wouldn't put it past him.

3john2 said...

Yeah, but he also put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, and the ram in the rama lama ding dong. And for that, we should all be eternally grateful.

3john2 said...

Kavanaugh also claims he was at the party where Bill Clinton definitely did inhale.

Gino said...

they never did find D. B. Cooper.

Anonymous said...

Classic stuff here Mr. Heuring. Laughed out loud several times.