Write Your Own Punchline

Dancing With the Stars' cast includes Tom Delay

Let's get the ball rolling:

1) What is the opposite of Must See TV?

2) We can only hope this is on tape delay.

3) It's actually a square dancing segment with Ronnie Earle calling the moves.

4) I've got a Congressman who lives on the Hill. He won't do it but ol' Hammer will. He do the boogie, he do the K Street Boogie.